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- Kuma wannan gefen anan, idan kuna cikin wannan sashin na wannan karamin sashi a nan, me kake son ji game da rap? - [Member Member] Ranakun mako. - Zamanin mako? (masu sauraro suna dariya) Wannan babban shawarar 'fuckin' ce! Mate, wannan kawai haka ne, daidai ne a ƙarƙashin noses namu! Ina son wancan, sanyi Duk sauran mutane 'sun ƙi shi, amma sun yi kuskure. Su ne. Kun sani, wataƙila, daren juma'a ne, Wataƙila kuna son, 'Oh, me ya sa ba zan iya yin manyan saɓo mai gashi ba ko wani abu? " Ranakun mako. Dama haka, ya ku mutanen nan, me kuke so kuyi fyaɗe? - [Member Member] tubunan Fallopian. - Akwai biyu, launuka masu launi da na bututun fallopian. Zamu dauki bambancin launuka, a cikin shambura fallopian. (masu sauraro suna dariya) - Na tabbata dukkansu launuka daban ne, ko ba haka ba? Cool, haka ne. (masu sauraro suna dariya) Wataƙila. Kuma kada ku yi kamar yadda kuka gan su! Babu ko ɗayanku da ya ga bututun fallopian. My Dick yana da girma, Na fucking ganin su duka-- A'a! Lafiya, don haka ranakun mako, bambancin launi a cikin shambura fallopian, Dakatar da bayanin menene bututu fallopian. (masu sauraro suna dariya) Me, samari a tsakiya, me kuke so kuyi fyaɗe? - [Membobin sauraro] Gashin fuska mara kyau! - Gashin fuska mara kyau, mai sanyi. Just wanna check, shi ke ba a nuna ni ba ne? Ni ne-- (masu sauraro suna dariya) Yayi kyau. Oh, mummunan fuska ba gashi, me za ku ce shi ne mafi munin gashin fuskoki? - [Member Member] Gashin-baki. - Gashin-baki? Yayi kyau, sanyi. Ina nufin kuna da goatee da tafi, kun zaɓi gashin-baki, a'a! Gashin baki, lafiya, gashin baki. Ranakun mako. Bambancin launi a cikin bututun fallopian. Guys a nan, har zuwa yanzu waɗannan wasu kyawawan shawarwari ne. Don haka bari mu ci gaba. - [Member Member] Axolotls. - Axolotls, ah! (masu sauraro masu sauraro) - Yesu khö Yesu, tola ifalua ia? Barka dai, mu Axungiyar Axolotl ta Australiya, Sau uku A, yeah, kuna da lokaci mai kyau, yeah? Su dabbobi ne, amma, saboda takamaiman tsari ne kuma mai wadatarwa, Ina jin kamar wancan shawara ce mai kyau. Dabbobin suna yin mulkin kawai suna hana mutane faɗi karnuka da makamantansu. Idan baku san menene irin waɗannan abubuwa ba, suna da wani nau'in nau'in salamander na yara na dindindin cewa rayuwa a cikin cibiyar sadarwa na kogo, kawai a Tsakiyar Amurka, musamman, Ina tsammanin Mexico. Kuma Ee, fuck you, Na san abubuwa game da su haka, (masu sauraro suna dariya) Ina son shi idan mutane suka yi kokarin kama ka, sannan kuma kun kasance kamar uh, lokacin da nake shekara goma sha uku, Da gaske nake son axolotl, saboda bani da abokai. (masu sauraro suna dariya) - Guys a nan. - [Member Member] Brexit! - Me? - [Member Member] Brexit! - Brexit ya bayyana a fili sosai ba da shawara, Ina jin tsoro. Na san yana faruwa a zahiri a yanzu, kamar wannan ita ce ranar ƙarshe. Za mu gama wasan ta hanyar rike hannaye da rera wa Auld Lang Syne zai yi kyau. - [Memba mai saurare] Masu binciken sararin samaniya! - Ubangiji Lucan da taurari. Lafiya lau, Ya Lucan bazar jannati, yeah. Oh, ku mutanen kun san wanene Ubangiji Lucan ne, daidai ne? (masu sauraro suna ihu) Da kyau zaku gano a rap din, ko kuwa? (masu sauraro suna dariya) Yayi kyau, sanyi. Don haka, Ina son gaskiyar cewa kamar 20 daga cikinku sun san axolotls, amma kuna kama da, oh wani nau'in Ubangiji na Burtaniya wanda ya kashe matarsa, a’a, ba mu taba jin labarin sa ba. An yi imanin cewa yana zaune a Ostiraliya. Don haka, Ubangiji Lucan astronaut, axolotls, mummunan gyara man fuska, wanda yake shi mai gashin-baki ne, bambancin launi a cikin bututun fallopian, da ranakun mako. Wadancan, wasu shawarwari ne masu kara. Kuma wannan zai iya zama mai alleran wasa, Raƙumi rap. Wannan rap da aka yi akan tabo amma duk bayanin kula ne, ba a rubuta ko rubutun ba, ba za a ƙara ganin ido ba. Ba damuwa, ba zai zama kamar shit kamar Kuna tsammani zai zama! Bari mu zubar da bugun abokina, bari dai mu sami nishaɗi! (masu sauraro masu sauraro) Na zabi farin rap, saboda haka muna matukar farin ciki, ma da wuri a cikin show. (rap beat) ♪ Rap da ba a taɓa gani ba ♪ Ranar da na fi so ta mako ita ce Alhamis ♪ Tho Saboda Thor Allah Mawaka ♪ Named Ana kiranta da suna bayansa, sai nace ♪ ♪ Komawa kwanan wata, kuna da ranar Odin ♪ Hakan yasa Laraba ♪ Sp Yaren gizo-gizo ne aka rubuta shi ♪ ♪ Litinin, mai suna bayan wata, babban kewayon ♪ ♪ Lahadi da rana, a fili ♪ Sat, i Saturn, duniya ♪ Ee, amma sai ranar Juma'a ta faru ♪ ♪ Wannan shine Freya, wani Norse Allah na tashin hankali ♪ Menene na onearshe ahaya, Na yi shuru ♪ Mun aikata duk wadancan, Ee, Ina cikin sama ♪ ♪ It Norse Valhalla kirga kwanakin mako ♪ Wancan bakwai ♪ Kuma Laraba, rana ce ta hutu ♪ ♪ Ba zan iya ɗaukar ya ♪ ba Always koyaushe ina keta shi, a kan kalanda ♪ Ba na son shi ♪ Oh, na tuna, Talata, yeah bari nazo ♪ ♪ Kuma raba hannun daya ♪ ♪ Abinda Allah Tew yayi ♪ ♪ Mutane sun manta da shi ♪ Na yafe ka ♪ Y TYR shine zamanin Tyr tech Samun nishaɗi da yawa, riƙe hannun kuma juya ♪ Babu wanda ya fi son gumakan Norse ♪ Amma wannan ba wancan ba ne ♪ Na dube shi cikin nau'in mace bod Sta Na zura idanu ♪ Get na samu karamin skal dina ♪ Kuma sannan na sanya shi a saman al'amuran ♪ Ina kallon bangaren, Ee Ina kallon wannan ♪ A Magana ce ta dama a mahaifa ♪ Na kalli gefen, kuma nayi matukar farin ciki ♪ What A gaishe da abin da ke jigilar kwai ♪ ♪ Daga ovary ♪ ♪ Shi ne bututun fallopian ♪ Kuma tabbatar cikin mahaifar yana motsawa ♪ Wataƙila za ku iya tunani ♪ Ina tsammani duk farji ne, amma babu ♪ Abin mamaki ♪ Wasu daga cikin su wawaye ne kuma wasun su masu haske ne ♪ ♪ Wasu daga cikinsu ruwan hoda ♪ Wasu daga cikinsu launin shuɗi ne ♪ Wasu daga cikinsu masu launin shuɗi ne ♪ Wannan abin cutarwa ne ♪ ♪ Idan 'yan fallofoniyanku sun kasance m-y ♪ Ind Irin mummunan, amma har yanzu ♪ ♪ Suna yin jarirai ♪ Hakan yayi daidai ♪ ♪ Daga nan sai ka tura su daga ƙasa ♪ ♪ Lokacin da jaririn ya haihu bashi da gashin fuska ♪ Kuma idan ya yi, da gaske, za ku aske fuskarsa ♪ ♪ Jariri mai gashin baki, a wannan wurin ♪ A lebe, a kan sarauniya ♪ Za ku iya cewa wane ne, jariri, cire shi, ɗauki ɗan Bic ♪ ♪ Hazuri a gaba ♪ Gyara bakin lebe ♪ Ah Ee, isa wurin ♪ Made Na sanya jaririn yayi kama da Adolf Hitler ♪ Me yasa Hitler yana da gashin-baki? ♪ It Shin yana saurayi ne? ♪ Wataƙila, tabbas ♪ Ah Ee Ina jin tsaf ♪ Kamar Ubangiji yana gudu daga Doka yayin da ya kashe kashe ♪ Ee, mun sani game da wannan, baku fahimce ni ba ♪ ♪ Ubangiji Lucan, ba stealin ', ba lootin' ♪ Ya gudu, a kan jirgin ƙasa, daga Luton ♪ ♪ Wannan tashar jirgin ƙasa ce kusa da London ♪ ♪ Ya tafi Cape Canaveral ♪ Ah Ee, mun yi tsawa ♪ ♪ Dama ta kofar ♪ Nan Natan ya ce, Na dai yi mata haske ♪ ♪ Don haka ina buƙatar yin rajista anan, zuwa NASA ♪ Don Allah, kai ni sararin samaniya the Really Ina matukar shiga matsala saboda ♪ ♪ Nanny tana cikin jigilar jini ♪ Kuma matata, da dana sun dawo gida ♪ ♪ Ya ce me zai sa ku kashe makarar, ya Ubangiji ♪ ♪ Amma na tafi ♪ ♪ Na gudu, da yawa Ubangiji kamar mawaƙin kiwi ♪ Ina cikin sarari yanzu ♪ Da fatan za a gwada kuma a kawo abincin duka ♪ Kuma abubuwan gina jiki da nake buƙata, ga ISS ♪ Greed greed greed greed greed greed greed greed greed greed greed greed greed greed Wannan mummunan soyayyar da aka yi min ya sa aka kashe ni ♪ Bukatar a kashe ♪ Ni ne mafi sharrin Ubangiji tunda Ubangiji Damon Hill ♪ Ya kasance direban tsere ♪ ♪ Ba na jin an sanya shi cikin Ubangiji ♪ ♪ Dazai ce Ubangiji Alan Sugar ♪ ♪ Za a yi mani ado ♪ ♪ Mecece wacce tazo daga cikin ku mutanen wannan sashe ♪ Ya zube min a rai, yeah gimme that tunani ♪ Kashe ruwa, na ga wani kankanin abu ♪ Dubi 'kamar maciji ♪ ♪ amma an samu tinyan kaxan, legsan kafafu ♪ Kun san Ina son ɗauka daga Mexico ♪ 'Re Sun sabawa fitarwa ♪ Kuma idan na gano, Zan fitar da rahoton ♪ 'Sanya saboda haka suna da matukar kyau' Feel Na ji dadi sosai ♪ Na ji hankali cewa na san waɗannan ƙananan ƙananan ♪ Wasu daga cikinsu suna baƙi ne, kuma wasun su fari fari ♪ Suna da manyan gani da ido ♪ ♪ a tsakiyar dare ♪ ♪ Ba su son kifi ♪ Amma sun fi kama da amphibians ♪ Ee, kalli kananan kwayoyi da kuma wata gabar jiki ♪ Look Suna kama da gashin tsuntsu ♪ ♪ Kamar suna da ƙananan quills ♪ ♪ a gefen kawunansu ♪ ♪ Me yasa nake son su sosai, lokacin da nake murmushi (yana nufin cewa yaro a sarari) ♪ Ina matukar son axolotls, ye ♪ Kallon 'yaro (kuma a fili yakamata ya yi murmushi) ♪ Always Su ko da yaushe suna murmushi, kamar quokka ♪ ♪ Don haka zan je Mexico, tare da kwalban ♪ 'Ina walkin' zuwa kogon, kuma gwada da beckon a cikin ♪ Ce, c'mon kadan axolotl ku ba shi ɗanɗano It Kuma zai yi iyo, dama ni ♪ Sannan kuma na tura shi, daga ƙasar the Yadda nake saka bum, ♪ ♪ Zan rinƙa bi da tsaro ♪ Dawo da shi can, Ina ma sa shi ♪ 'D Zai zura min ido ♪ ♪ Zan buga shi a kansa ♪ Would Zan ce, kai mai girma ne ♪ ♪ Sannan zan gayyato abokina na kirki - Ubangiji Lucan ♪ Can ka je ♪ Na gode da kallo. Da fatan za a duba ƙarin tare da jerin waƙoƙi, anan. Biyan kuɗi anan. Kamar, sharhi, duk waɗannan abubuwan. Tana ihu, bye!

WANNAN RAP ZA MU YI KYAU

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< start="0" dur="1.443"> - Kuma wannan gefen anan, idan kuna cikin wannan sashin >

< start="1.443" dur="1.264"> na wannan karamin sashi a nan, >

< start="2.707" dur="1.806"> me kake son ji game da rap? >

< start="5.98" dur="1.11"> - [Member Member] Ranakun mako. >

< start="7.09" dur="0.975"> - Zamanin mako? >

< start="8.065" dur="0.833"> (masu sauraro suna dariya) >

< start="8.898" dur="2.012"> Wannan babban shawarar 'fuckin' ce! >

< start="10.91" dur="2.16"> Mate, wannan kawai haka ne, daidai ne a ƙarƙashin noses namu! >

< start="13.07" dur="1.59"> Ina son wancan, sanyi >

< start="14.66" dur="1.22"> Duk sauran mutane 'sun ƙi shi, >

< start="15.88" dur="0.833"> amma sun yi kuskure. >

< start="16.713" dur="1.047"> Su ne. >

< start="17.76" dur="1.01"> Kun sani, wataƙila, >

< start="18.77" dur="0.833"> daren juma'a ne, >

< start="19.603" dur="0.833"> Wataƙila kuna son, >

< start="20.436" dur="2.464"> 'Oh, me ya sa ba zan iya yin manyan saɓo mai gashi ba ko wani abu? " >

< start="22.9" dur="0.833"> Ranakun mako. >

< start="23.733" dur="2.692"> Dama haka, ya ku mutanen nan, me kuke so kuyi fyaɗe? >

< start="26.425" dur="1.185"> - [Member Member] tubunan Fallopian. >

< start="27.61" dur="3.43"> - Akwai biyu, launuka masu launi da na bututun fallopian. >

< start="31.04" dur="3.19"> Zamu dauki bambancin launuka, >

< start="34.23" dur="1.354"> a cikin shambura fallopian. >

< start="35.584" dur="2.113"> (masu sauraro suna dariya) >

< start="37.697" dur="2.423"> - Na tabbata dukkansu launuka daban ne, ko ba haka ba? >

< start="40.12" dur="0.856"> Cool, haka ne. >

< start="40.976" dur="1.164"> (masu sauraro suna dariya) >

< start="42.14" dur="1.43"> Wataƙila. >

< start="43.57" dur="1.16"> Kuma kada ku yi kamar yadda kuka gan su! >

< start="44.73" dur="2.44"> Babu ko ɗayanku da ya ga bututun fallopian. >

< start="47.17" dur="2.09"> My Dick yana da girma, Na fucking ganin su duka-- >

< start="49.26" dur="0.833"> A'a! >

< start="51.67" dur="1.38"> Lafiya, don haka ranakun mako, >

< start="53.05" dur="2.25"> bambancin launi a cikin shambura fallopian, >

< start="55.3" dur="1.668"> Dakatar da bayanin menene bututu fallopian. >

< start="56.968" dur="2.562"> (masu sauraro suna dariya) >

< start="59.53" dur="1.98"> Me, samari a tsakiya, me kuke so kuyi fyaɗe? >

< start="61.51" dur="0.89"> - [Membobin sauraro] Gashin fuska mara kyau! >

< start="62.4" dur="1.88"> - Gashin fuska mara kyau, mai sanyi. >

< start="64.28" dur="1.73"> Just wanna check, shi ke ba a nuna ni ba ne? >

< start="66.01" dur="0.927"> Ni ne-- >

< start="66.937" dur="0.833"> (masu sauraro suna dariya) >

< start="67.77" dur="0.833"> Yayi kyau. >

< start="68.603" dur="0.833"> Oh, mummunan fuska ba gashi, >

< start="69.436" dur="1.937"> me za ku ce shi ne mafi munin gashin fuskoki? >

< start="72.806" dur="0.833"> - [Member Member] Gashin-baki. >

< start="73.639" dur="0.941"> - Gashin-baki? >

< start="74.58" dur="0.833"> Yayi kyau, sanyi. >

< start="75.413" dur="1.947"> Ina nufin kuna da goatee da tafi, >

< start="77.36" dur="1.86"> kun zaɓi gashin-baki, a'a! >

< start="79.22" dur="1.93"> Gashin baki, lafiya, gashin baki. >

< start="81.15" dur="0.833"> Ranakun mako. >

< start="81.983" dur="2.447"> Bambancin launi a cikin bututun fallopian. >

< start="84.43" dur="2.24"> Guys a nan, har zuwa yanzu waɗannan wasu kyawawan shawarwari ne. >

< start="86.67" dur="1.123"> Don haka bari mu ci gaba. >

< start="87.793" dur="1.036"> - [Member Member] Axolotls. >

< start="88.829" dur="1.388"> - Axolotls, ah! >

< start="90.217" dur="1.233"> (masu sauraro masu sauraro) >

< start="91.45" dur="2.83"> - Yesu khö Yesu, tola ifalua ia? >

< start="94.28" dur="1.98"> Barka dai, mu Axungiyar Axolotl ta Australiya, >

< start="96.26" dur="2.56"> Sau uku A, yeah, kuna da lokaci mai kyau, yeah? >

< start="98.82" dur="1.2"> Su dabbobi ne, amma, >

< start="101.12" dur="2.12"> saboda takamaiman tsari ne kuma mai wadatarwa, >

< start="103.24" dur="2.06"> Ina jin kamar wancan shawara ce mai kyau. >

< start="105.3" dur="1.23"> Dabbobin suna yin mulkin kawai suna hana mutane faɗi >

< start="106.53" dur="1.34"> karnuka da makamantansu. >

< start="107.87" dur="1.32"> Idan baku san menene irin waɗannan abubuwa ba, >

< start="109.19" dur="3.2"> suna da wani nau'in nau'in salamander na yara na dindindin >

< start="112.39" dur="1.58"> cewa rayuwa a cikin cibiyar sadarwa na kogo, >

< start="113.97" dur="2.64"> kawai a Tsakiyar Amurka, musamman, Ina tsammanin Mexico. >

< start="116.61" dur="2.171"> Kuma Ee, fuck you, Na san abubuwa game da su haka, >

< start="118.781" dur="1.739"> (masu sauraro suna dariya) >

< start="120.52" dur="1.74"> Ina son shi idan mutane suka yi kokarin kama ka, >

< start="122.26" dur="1.65"> sannan kuma kun kasance kamar uh, lokacin da nake shekara goma sha uku, >

< start="123.91" dur="1.16"> Da gaske nake son axolotl, >

< start="125.07" dur="1.436"> saboda bani da abokai. >

< start="126.506" dur="1.844"> (masu sauraro suna dariya) >

< start="128.35" dur="1.1"> - Guys a nan. >

< start="129.45" dur="0.833"> - [Member Member] Brexit! >

< start="130.283" dur="0.833"> - Me? >

< start="131.116" dur="0.833"> - [Member Member] Brexit! >

< start="131.949" dur="1.331"> - Brexit ya bayyana a fili sosai ba da shawara, Ina jin tsoro. >

< start="133.28" dur="1.99"> Na san yana faruwa a zahiri a yanzu, >

< start="135.27" dur="1.8"> kamar wannan ita ce ranar ƙarshe. >

< start="137.07" dur="0.85"> Za mu gama wasan >

< start="137.92" dur="1.98"> ta hanyar rike hannaye da rera wa Auld Lang Syne >

< start="139.9" dur="1.867"> zai yi kyau. >

< start="141.767" dur="1.473"> - [Memba mai saurare] Masu binciken sararin samaniya! >

< start="143.24" dur="1.44"> - Ubangiji Lucan da taurari. >

< start="144.68" dur="3.14"> Lafiya lau, Ya Lucan bazar jannati, yeah. >

< start="147.82" dur="2.418"> Oh, ku mutanen kun san wanene Ubangiji Lucan ne, daidai ne? >

< start="150.238" dur="0.852"> (masu sauraro suna ihu) >

< start="151.09" dur="1.639"> Da kyau zaku gano a rap din, ko kuwa? >

< start="152.729" dur="1.971"> (masu sauraro suna dariya) >

< start="154.7" dur="0.833"> Yayi kyau, sanyi. >

< start="155.533" dur="2.467"> Don haka, Ina son gaskiyar cewa kamar 20 daga cikinku sun san axolotls, >

< start="158" dur="2.57"> amma kuna kama da, oh wani nau'in Ubangiji na Burtaniya >

< start="160.57" dur="2.33"> wanda ya kashe matarsa, a’a, ba mu taba jin labarin sa ba. >

< start="162.9" dur="3.03"> An yi imanin cewa yana zaune a Ostiraliya. >

< start="165.93" dur="3.63"> Don haka, Ubangiji Lucan astronaut, axolotls, >

< start="169.56" dur="2.13"> mummunan gyara man fuska, wanda yake shi mai gashin-baki ne, >

< start="171.69" dur="2"> bambancin launi a cikin bututun fallopian, >

< start="173.69" dur="0.943"> da ranakun mako. >

< start="174.633" dur="2.347"> Wadancan, wasu shawarwari ne masu kara. >

< start="176.98" dur="2.153"> Kuma wannan zai iya zama mai alleran wasa, Raƙumi rap. >

< start="179.133" dur="1.637"> Wannan rap da aka yi akan tabo >

< start="180.77" dur="1.711"> amma duk bayanin kula ne, ba a rubuta ko rubutun ba, >

< start="182.481" dur="1.299"> ba za a ƙara ganin ido ba. >

< start="183.78" dur="2.03"> Ba damuwa, ba zai zama kamar shit kamar >

< start="185.81" dur="1.38"> Kuna tsammani zai zama! >

< start="187.19" dur="2.66"> Bari mu zubar da bugun abokina, bari dai mu sami nishaɗi! >

< start="189.85" dur="2.833"> (masu sauraro masu sauraro) >

< start="194.134" dur="2.146"> Na zabi farin rap, saboda haka muna matukar farin ciki, >

< start="196.28" dur="1.1"> ma da wuri a cikin show. >

< start="198.684" dur="2.25"> (rap beat) >

< start="202.348" dur="1.866"> ♪ Rap da ba a taɓa gani ba ♪ >

< start="204.214" dur="1.667"> Ranar da na fi so ta mako ita ce Alhamis ♪ >

< start="205.881" dur="1.886"> Tho Saboda Thor Allah Mawaka ♪ >

< start="207.767" dur="2.375"> Named Ana kiranta da suna bayansa, sai nace ♪ >

< start="210.142" dur="2.039"> ♪ Komawa kwanan wata, kuna da ranar Odin ♪ >

< start="212.181" dur="1.062"> Hakan yasa Laraba ♪ >

< start="213.243" dur="1.48"> Sp Yaren gizo-gizo ne aka rubuta shi ♪ >

< start="214.723" dur="2.546"> ♪ Litinin, mai suna bayan wata, babban kewayon ♪ >

< start="217.269" dur="2.057"> ♪ Lahadi da rana, a fili ♪ >

< start="219.326" dur="2.088"> Sat, i Saturn, duniya ♪ >

< start="221.414" dur="1.88"> Ee, amma sai ranar Juma'a ta faru ♪ >

< start="223.294" dur="2.597"> ♪ Wannan shine Freya, wani Norse Allah na tashin hankali ♪ >

< start="225.891" dur="2.83"> Menene na onearshe ahaya, Na yi shuru ♪ >

< start="228.721" dur="2.411"> Mun aikata duk wadancan, Ee, Ina cikin sama ♪ >

< start="231.132" dur="1.964"> ♪ It Norse Valhalla kirga kwanakin mako ♪ >

< start="233.096" dur="0.833"> Wancan bakwai ♪ >

< start="233.929" dur="1.814"> Kuma Laraba, rana ce ta hutu ♪ >

< start="235.743" dur="1.379"> ♪ Ba zan iya ɗaukar ya ♪ ba >

< start="237.122" dur="2.658"> Always koyaushe ina keta shi, a kan kalanda ♪ >

< start="239.78" dur="1.132"> Ba na son shi ♪ >

< start="240.912" dur="3.028"> Oh, na tuna, Talata, yeah bari nazo ♪ >

< start="243.94" dur="1.562"> ♪ Kuma raba hannun daya ♪ >

< start="245.502" dur="1.766"> ♪ Abinda Allah Tew yayi ♪ >

< start="247.268" dur="1.919"> ♪ Mutane sun manta da shi ♪ >

< start="249.187" dur="1.135"> Na yafe ka ♪ >

< start="250.322" dur="2.684"> Y TYR shine zamanin Tyr tech >

< start="253.006" dur="2.162"> Samun nishaɗi da yawa, riƙe hannun kuma juya ♪ >

< start="255.168" dur="1.32"> Babu wanda ya fi son gumakan Norse ♪ >

< start="256.488" dur="1.394"> Amma wannan ba wancan ba ne ♪ >

< start="257.882" dur="3.003"> Na dube shi cikin nau'in mace bod >

< start="260.885" dur="0.887"> Sta Na zura idanu ♪ >

< start="261.772" dur="1.504"> Get na samu karamin skal dina ♪ >

< start="263.276" dur="2.728"> Kuma sannan na sanya shi a saman al'amuran ♪ >

< start="266.004" dur="2.673"> Ina kallon bangaren, Ee Ina kallon wannan ♪ >

< start="268.677" dur="2.645"> A Magana ce ta dama a mahaifa ♪ >

< start="271.322" dur="2.612"> Na kalli gefen, kuma nayi matukar farin ciki ♪ >

< start="273.934" dur="2.068"> What A gaishe da abin da ke jigilar kwai ♪ >

< start="276.002" dur="1.194"> ♪ Daga ovary ♪ >

< start="277.196" dur="1.817"> ♪ Shi ne bututun fallopian ♪ >

< start="279.013" dur="2.691"> Kuma tabbatar cikin mahaifar yana motsawa ♪ >

< start="281.704" dur="1.005"> Wataƙila za ku iya tunani ♪ >

< start="282.709" dur="2.371"> Ina tsammani duk farji ne, amma babu ♪ >

< start="285.08" dur="0.833"> Abin mamaki ♪ >

< start="285.913" dur="1.936"> Wasu daga cikin su wawaye ne kuma wasun su masu haske ne ♪ >

< start="287.849" dur="1.227"> ♪ Wasu daga cikinsu ruwan hoda ♪ >

< start="289.076" dur="1.463"> Wasu daga cikinsu launin shuɗi ne ♪ >

< start="290.539" dur="1.302"> Wasu daga cikinsu masu launin shuɗi ne ♪ >

< start="291.841" dur="1.195"> Wannan abin cutarwa ne ♪ >

< start="293.036" dur="2.852"> ♪ Idan 'yan fallofoniyanku sun kasance m-y ♪ >

< start="295.888" dur="1.303"> Ind Irin mummunan, amma har yanzu ♪ >

< start="297.191" dur="1.405"> ♪ Suna yin jarirai ♪ >

< start="298.596" dur="0.833"> Hakan yayi daidai ♪ >

< start="299.429" dur="1.916"> ♪ Daga nan sai ka tura su daga ƙasa ♪ >

< start="301.345" dur="2.516"> ♪ Lokacin da jaririn ya haihu bashi da gashin fuska ♪ >

< start="303.861" dur="2.432"> Kuma idan ya yi, da gaske, za ku aske fuskarsa ♪ >

< start="306.293" dur="2.627"> ♪ Jariri mai gashin baki, a wannan wurin ♪ >

< start="308.92" dur="1.663"> A lebe, a kan sarauniya ♪ >

< start="310.583" dur="3.202"> Za ku iya cewa wane ne, jariri, cire shi, ɗauki ɗan Bic ♪ >

< start="313.785" dur="0.978"> ♪ Hazuri a gaba ♪ >

< start="314.763" dur="1.177"> Gyara bakin lebe ♪ >

< start="315.94" dur="1.395"> Ah Ee, isa wurin ♪ >

< start="317.335" dur="2.447"> Made Na sanya jaririn yayi kama da Adolf Hitler ♪ >

< start="319.782" dur="1.7"> Me yasa Hitler yana da gashin-baki? ♪ >

< start="321.482" dur="1.401"> It Shin yana saurayi ne? ♪ >

< start="322.883" dur="1.305"> Wataƙila, tabbas ♪ >

< start="324.188" dur="1.215"> Ah Ee Ina jin tsaf ♪ >

< start="325.403" dur="2.859"> Kamar Ubangiji yana gudu daga Doka yayin da ya kashe kashe ♪ >

< start="328.262" dur="2.631"> Ee, mun sani game da wannan, baku fahimce ni ba ♪ >

< start="330.893" dur="2.472"> ♪ Ubangiji Lucan, ba stealin ', ba lootin' ♪ >

< start="333.365" dur="2.715"> Ya gudu, a kan jirgin ƙasa, daga Luton ♪ >

< start="336.08" dur="2.139"> ♪ Wannan tashar jirgin ƙasa ce kusa da London ♪ >

< start="338.219" dur="1.598"> ♪ Ya tafi Cape Canaveral ♪ >

< start="339.817" dur="0.977"> Ah Ee, mun yi tsawa ♪ >

< start="340.794" dur="1.263"> ♪ Dama ta kofar ♪ >

< start="342.057" dur="2.254"> Nan Natan ya ce, Na dai yi mata haske ♪ >

< start="344.311" dur="2.495"> ♪ Don haka ina buƙatar yin rajista anan, zuwa NASA ♪ >

< start="346.806" dur="2.516"> Don Allah, kai ni sararin samaniya the >

< start="349.322" dur="1.587"> Really Ina matukar shiga matsala saboda ♪ >

< start="350.909" dur="1.563"> ♪ Nanny tana cikin jigilar jini ♪ >

< start="352.472" dur="2.158"> Kuma matata, da dana sun dawo gida ♪ >

< start="354.63" dur="1.586"> ♪ Ya ce me zai sa ku kashe makarar, ya Ubangiji ♪ >

< start="356.216" dur="1.265"> ♪ Amma na tafi ♪ >

< start="357.481" dur="2.995"> ♪ Na gudu, da yawa Ubangiji kamar mawaƙin kiwi ♪ >

< start="360.476" dur="1.272"> Ina cikin sarari yanzu ♪ >

< start="361.748" dur="2.221"> Da fatan za a gwada kuma a kawo abincin duka ♪ >

< start="363.969" dur="2.592"> Kuma abubuwan gina jiki da nake buƙata, ga ISS ♪ >

< start="366.561" dur="2.873"> Greed greed greed greed greed greed greed greed greed greed greed greed greed greed Wannan mummunan soyayyar da aka yi min ya sa aka kashe ni ♪ >

< start="369.434" dur="1.294"> Bukatar a kashe ♪ >

< start="370.728" dur="2.61"> Ni ne mafi sharrin Ubangiji tunda Ubangiji Damon Hill ♪ >

< start="373.338" dur="1.228"> Ya kasance direban tsere ♪ >

< start="374.566" dur="1.473"> ♪ Ba na jin an sanya shi cikin Ubangiji ♪ >

< start="376.039" dur="1.546"> ♪ Dazai ce Ubangiji Alan Sugar ♪ >

< start="377.585" dur="1.373"> ♪ Za a yi mani ado ♪ >

< start="378.958" dur="2.792"> ♪ Mecece wacce tazo daga cikin ku mutanen wannan sashe ♪ >

< start="381.75" dur="2.653"> Ya zube min a rai, yeah gimme that tunani ♪ >

< start="384.403" dur="1.836"> Kashe ruwa, na ga wani kankanin abu ♪ >

< start="386.239" dur="1.17"> Dubi 'kamar maciji ♪ >

< start="387.409" dur="1.523"> ♪ amma an samu tinyan kaxan, legsan kafafu ♪ >

< start="388.932" dur="1.894"> Kun san Ina son ɗauka daga Mexico ♪ >

< start="390.826" dur="1.582"> 'Re Sun sabawa fitarwa ♪ >

< start="392.408" dur="2.557"> Kuma idan na gano, Zan fitar da rahoton ♪ >

< start="394.965" dur="1.539"> 'Sanya saboda haka suna da matukar kyau' >

< start="396.504" dur="1.198"> Feel Na ji dadi sosai ♪ >

< start="397.702" dur="2.824"> Na ji hankali cewa na san waɗannan ƙananan ƙananan ♪ >

< start="400.526" dur="2.489"> Wasu daga cikinsu suna baƙi ne, kuma wasun su fari fari ♪ >

< start="403.015" dur="1.351"> Suna da manyan gani da ido ♪ >

< start="404.366" dur="1.454"> ♪ a tsakiyar dare ♪ >

< start="405.82" dur="1.194"> ♪ Ba su son kifi ♪ >

< start="407.014" dur="1.733"> Amma sun fi kama da amphibians ♪ >

< start="408.747" dur="2.559"> Ee, kalli kananan kwayoyi da kuma wata gabar jiki ♪ >

< start="411.306" dur="1.882"> Look Suna kama da gashin tsuntsu ♪ >

< start="413.188" dur="1.336"> ♪ Kamar suna da ƙananan quills ♪ >

< start="414.524" dur="1.309"> ♪ a gefen kawunansu ♪ >

< start="415.833" dur="3.206"> ♪ Me yasa nake son su sosai, lokacin da nake murmushi (yana nufin cewa yaro a sarari) ♪ >

< start="419.039" dur="1.667"> Ina matukar son axolotls, ye ♪ >

< start="420.706" dur="1.268"> Kallon 'yaro (kuma a fili yakamata ya yi murmushi) ♪ >

< start="421.974" dur="2.247"> Always Su ko da yaushe suna murmushi, kamar quokka ♪ >

< start="424.221" dur="2.424"> ♪ Don haka zan je Mexico, tare da kwalban ♪ >

< start="426.645" dur="2.729"> 'Ina walkin' zuwa kogon, kuma gwada da beckon a cikin ♪ >

< start="429.374" dur="3.139"> Ce, c'mon kadan axolotl ku ba shi ɗanɗano >

< start="432.513" dur="2.66"> It Kuma zai yi iyo, dama ni ♪ >

< start="435.173" dur="2.629"> Sannan kuma na tura shi, daga ƙasar the >

< start="437.802" dur="1.447"> Yadda nake saka bum, ♪ >

< start="439.249" dur="1.549"> ♪ Zan rinƙa bi da tsaro ♪ >

< start="440.798" dur="2.062"> Dawo da shi can, Ina ma sa shi ♪ >

< start="442.86" dur="1.059"> 'D Zai zura min ido ♪ >

< start="443.919" dur="0.905"> ♪ Zan buga shi a kansa ♪ >

< start="444.824" dur="1.343"> Would Zan ce, kai mai girma ne ♪ >

< start="446.167" dur="2.556"> ♪ Sannan zan gayyato abokina na kirki - Ubangiji Lucan ♪ >

< start="448.723" dur="0.833"> Can ka je ♪ >

< start="449.556" dur="0.894"> Na gode da kallo. >

< start="450.45" dur="2.15"> Da fatan za a duba ƙarin tare da jerin waƙoƙi, anan. >

< start="452.6" dur="1.09"> Biyan kuɗi anan. >

< start="453.69" dur="1.638"> Kamar, sharhi, duk waɗannan abubuwan. >

< start="455.328" dur="1.172"> Tana ihu, bye! >