457s E LOA ANA I KE KAHUI PEA ANA images and subtitles

- Ma kēia ʻaoʻao ma ʻaneʻi, inā ʻoe i loko o kēia ʻāpana o keia wahi ʻuʻuku, He aha kou makemake e hoʻolohe i kahi rap e pili ana? - [Ke Aliʻi Mākeke] Nā lā o ka pule. - nā lā o ka pule? (ʻakaʻaka nā pepeiao) He aha nā manaʻo maikaʻi a fuckin! Mate, ʻo ia nō, pololei ia ma lalo o kā mākou noses! Makemake wau i kēlā, ʻano maikaʻi. Hiona huhū kekahi. aka ua hewa lakou. O lākou. ʻO ʻoe, e ʻike paha iā ia, ʻo Pōʻalima nei, Ua like paha ʻoe, 'Aihē, no ke aha lā wau e hiki ʻole ai i nā pōkē lauoho lauoho a i ʻole kekahi mea? " Nā lā o ka pule. E kūpono loa, ʻo ʻoe nā ʻaneʻi, he aha kāu e makemake ai e hopake? - [Ke Aliʻi Hōʻailona] Nā puna wai fallopian. - ʻElua mau puaʻa puaʻa a me nā pāpaʻi fallopian. Lawe mākou i nā ʻano kala, i nā ʻōpio fallopian. (ʻakaʻaka nā pepeiao) - ʻIke wau i nā kala ʻokoʻa like ʻokoʻa, ʻaʻole anei? Kālū, no laila. (ʻakaʻaka nā pepeiao) Malama paha. A mai hūnā e like me kou ʻike ʻana iā lākou! ʻAʻohe āu i ʻike i nā ʻōpala fallopian. Nui koʻu mau dick, ʻike wau iā lākou a pau Aʻole! ʻAe, no ka lā o ka pule, ka loli ʻokoʻa o ka kala i nā ʻāpana fallopian, kāpae e wehewehe i nā mea fallopian tubes. (ʻakaʻaka nā pepeiao) He aha, nā maka o ka mea i waena, he aha kāu e makemake ai e hopake? - [Ke lākōkuhi no] lauoho lauoho maikaʻi loa! - ʻili maikaʻi maikaʻi loa, lauoho. E nānā wale ʻoe, ʻaʻole ia i kuhikuhi mai iaʻu? O wau-- (ʻakaʻaka nā pepeiao) Maikaʻi. Uh, lauoho kino hele kino, he aha kāu e ʻōlelo ai ʻo ka lauoho maikaʻi loa loa? - [Ke Kuhi ʻAkuhi] He ʻōmole. - He kinaki? Oka, pilau. ʻO wau kahi ʻāpana o ka goatee e hele ai, Ua koho ʻoe i ka ʻuma, ʻaʻole. Kumamā, maikaʻi, ʻeha. Nā lā o ka pule. ʻO nā hiʻohiʻona o ka kala i nā ʻāpana fallopian. E poʻe Guys ma aneʻi, ʻo kēia manawa kekahi o nā manaʻo nui. No laila e hoʻomau iā mākou. - [Ke ʻAno Manimona] Axolotl. - Axolotl, ah! (nā poʻe pepeiao) - Kaha Iesu, i hewa ole oe? Aloha, mākou ka Hui Axolotl o Auseturia, Triple A, ʻae, he manawa manawa nui, ʻae? He holoholona laua, no ka mea he kiko kikoʻī a me ka niche. ʻIke wau i nā manaʻo kūpono ʻole. Hoʻopau nā holoholona i nā kānaka e ʻōlelo nei ilio a me na mea like. Inā ʻaʻole maopopo ʻoe i nā axolotls, he ʻano ʻano ʻano o ka salamander mau loa e noho nei i kahi ʻoihana o nā ana, wale ma ʻAmelika Hui Pū ʻIa, kūikawā, manaʻo wau o Mexico. A ʻae, ʻo ʻoe, e ʻike wau i nā mea e pili ana iā lākou pēlā, (ʻakaʻaka nā pepeiao) Aloha wau i ka wā e hoʻāʻo a nā kānaka iā ʻoe, a inā ʻoe e like me ʻōpala, a i ka makahiki he ʻumikumamākolu, Makemake loa au i ka axolotl, no ka mea ʻaʻohe oʻu hoaaloha. (ʻakaʻaka nā pepeiao) - Guys ma aneʻi. - [Ke Aliʻi Manaʻo] Brexit! - He aha? - [Ke Aliʻi Manaʻo] Brexit! - ʻIke maopopo loa ʻo Brexit i kēia manaʻo, makaʻu wau. ʻIke wau ua kū maoli nei ia i kēia manawa e like me kēia ka lā hope. Hoʻopau mākou i ka hōʻike ma ke kālai lima ʻana a mele aku iā Auld Lang Syne e lilo i mea nui. - [Ke hui lālā] Nā Astronau! - Haku Lucan a me kaukani. ʻOe, ʻae Haku Lucan astronaut, ʻae. ʻAe, ʻike maopopo ʻole ʻoe i ka Haku Lucan, pololei? (kāhea nā mea ʻike) ʻIke aku ʻoe e ʻike ai i ka rap, ʻaʻole paha? (ʻakaʻaka nā pepeiao) Oka, pilau. No laila, makemake wau i ka ʻoiaʻiʻo e like me 20 o ʻoukou i ʻike i ka axolotls, akā ua makemake ʻoe, he ʻano Haku Pelekane nāna i pepehi aku i kāna wahine, ʻaʻole, ʻaʻole mākou i lohe a nona. Ua manaʻo nui ʻia ʻo ia e noho ana ma Australia. No laila, Lord Lucan astronaut, axolotls, lauoho maikaʻi ʻole, ʻo ia nō ka pipi. nā ʻano ʻokoʻa o ka kala i nā ʻāpana fallopian, a me nā lā o ka pule. ʻO ia, kekahi mau ʻōlelo manaʻo baler. A he mea paha kēia ka baller, freestyle rap. ʻO kēlā ke kāohi i hoʻoholo ʻia ma kēlā wahi aka, he mau moolelo pau ʻole, ʻaʻole kākau ʻia a kākau ʻia paha. aole i ʻike hou ʻia. Mai hōʻeha, ʻaʻole ia e like me ka shit as au manaʻo e lilo! E hoʻokuʻi i kēlā mea a koʻu hoa, e leʻaleʻa! (nā poʻe pepeiao) Ua koho wau i ka chill rap, no laila e hauʻoli mākou, mua loa i ka hōʻike. (pop beat) ʻO kahi papa i ʻaʻole loa i ʻike ʻia ma mua ♪ ʻO kaʻu lā punahele o ka pule ma ka lā Pōʻalima ♪ ♪ No ka mea, Thor Norse God ♪ Ua kapa ʻia ia ma hope ona, a ʻōlelo wau ♪ ♪ E hoʻi i ka lā, ua loaʻa iā Odin ka lā ♪ ♪ No laila ka lā Pōʻalima ♪ ♪ Haumia ʻia ʻo strange Poʻa, ka inoa ma hope o ka mahina, kahi ākea nui ♪ Lāpule ka lā, maopopo ♪ ♪ Sat, ʻae Saturn, honua honua ♪ Yeah, aka la ka Poalima i ♪ ♪ ʻO Freya, kahi Akua ʻē aʻe Norse God ♪ ʻo ia ka mea i hope, Hoʻohuli wau i ka leo ♪ Hana mākou ia mau mea a pau, ʻae, aia wau i ka lani ♪ Counting ʻO Norse Valhalla e helu ana i nā lā o ka pule ♪ ♪ He ʻehiku kēlā ♪ A ʻo ka lā Pōʻalima, ʻo ka lā lalau ♪ ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke lawelawe ʻē iā ♪ ♪ 'Aʻole hiki wau e kaʻi ma waho, ma ka kalena ♪ ♪ ʻAʻole au i makemake ♪ ♪, ʻĀ, hoʻomanaʻo wau, Poalua, e ʻae iaʻu e hele ♪ A ʻokiʻoki i hoʻokahi lima ma ka ʻ♪ ʻO ia ka mea a ke Akua Tew i hana ai Forget Nalo nā kānaka iā ia ♪ kid Me ʻoe ♪ ♪ TYR kaonaʻo Tyr i ka lā ♪ ♪ ka leʻaleʻa, leʻa i ka lima a me ka sway ♪ ʻAʻohe mea makemake i nā akua Norse ♪ ʻaʻole kēlā i kēlā mehameha ♪ Manaʻo wau i ka ʻano o nā wahine wahine ♪ ♪ Nanaʻu i lalo ♪ e loaʻa ana i kaʻu mea kuʻekuʻe ♪ ♪ A laila hoʻokomo ia i luna o ka ʻōpala ♪ ♪ Nānā au i ka ʻaoʻao, ʻae iaʻu e nānā ma kēia ♪ ♪ Kūpono i ka ʻōpū o ka ʻōpū ♪ nānā wau i ka ʻaoʻao, a hauʻoli nui wau ♪ ♪ E hoʻokipa ʻia e ka mea nāna e hoka i ka hua manu ♪ ♪ Mai ka ʻōpū ♪ ♪ ʻO wai ka fallopian tube ♪ ♪ A e hōkuhi i loko o ka ʻōpū e neʻe i ka ♪ Manaʻo paha ʻoe e noʻonoʻo iā ♪ ♪ Manaʻo wau ua ʻano holupaʻa kēia, akā ʻaʻole ♪ ♪ kahaha nui ♪ Kekahi o lākou he wiwoʻole a ʻo kekahi o lākou he shamona ♪ Areʻulaʻula a kekahi o lākou Areʻulaʻula a kekahi o lākou ʻO kekahi o lākou he pōpoki brown ♪ He ʻeha loa kēlā Inā he beige-y ♪ kāu fallopians ♪ ʻAno weliweli, akā mau ♪ Hana lākou i nā pēpē ♪ Pono kēlā ♪ A laila ʻoe e hoʻokuke aku ai iā lākou mai lalo aku I ka hānau ʻana o ka pēpē ʻaʻohe lauoho lauoho ial A inā ua hana io maoli ʻoe, ua aloha ʻoe i kona alo ♪ ♪ He pēpē me kahi puaʻa, ma kēlā wahi ♪ Kuhi lehelehe, ma ka palau ♪ ʻ'Dlelo ʻoe i ka whoa, pēpē, e wehe, e lawe liʻiliʻi i ka Bic ♪ ♪ Mana hui ma mua ♪ ♪ Kuhi i ka lehelehe ♪ ♪ E, hele ma laila ♪ ♪ Ua hana like wau i ka pēpē me Adolf Hitler ♪ ♪ No ke aha ua loaʻa ka'ōpala ʻo Hitler? ♪ ♪ ʻO kona wā ʻōpio nei? ♪ Malia paha, paha ♪ Yeah aloha loa wau ♪ ♪ E like me ka Haku e holo ana mai ke kānāwai i ka wā i pepehi ai ʻo ia i ka ʻenekilua ♪, we, maopopo iā mākou, ʻaʻole maopopo ʻoe iaʻu me ♪ E Lord Lucan, ʻaʻole gaoin ', ʻaʻole lootin' ♪ Ran Holo akula ʻo ia, ma luna o ke kaʻa, mai Luton ♪ Kahi kaʻaahi kaʻa ma ke alanui London ♪ ♪ Hele a hiki i Cape Canaveral ♪ ♪ ʻ,, kōkō mākou ♪ pololei ma ka puka ♪ ʻ♪ ʻo ka makua, ua aniani wau iā ia ♪ ♪ No laila pono wau e kau inoa ma ʻaneʻi, iā NASA ♪ ♪ E ʻae, e lawe iaʻu i loko o ka wahi i ka leʻaleʻa ♪ ♪ pilikia loa wau no ka ♪ ʻO ka nanny i kahi koko koko ♪ ʻO kaʻu wahine, a me kaʻu keiki i hoʻi i ka home Why why No ke aha ʻoe i pepehi ai i ka nanny, E ka Haku ♪ Akā ua hele au ♪ Ua holo au, a he nui Lorde like me ke kaila mele ♪ ♪ Aia wau i ka manawa i kēia manawa ♪ ♪ E ʻoluʻolu e ʻae e lawe i ka meaʻai a pau ♪ A me nā mea kanu e pono ai iaʻu, i ka ISS ♪ ♪ ʻO kaʻu mea makaʻu weliweli i alakaʻi iaʻu e pepehi ʻia ♪ ♪ Pono e pepehi ♪ ♪ ʻO wau ke Haku maikaʻi loa mai ka Haku Damon Hill ♪ ♪ He kaʻa kaʻa kai nui ia ʻAʻole wau i manaʻo ua lilo ʻo ia i Haku Hiki paha i kā Lord Alan Sugar ♪ ♪ Hoʻopono ʻia au ♪ ʻO ka mea hope loa mai kāu kāne i kēia ʻāpana ♪ ♪ E kāhea iā ʻoe, yeah gimme i kēlā noʻonoʻo ♪ Ma waho o ka wai, ʻike au i kahi mea liʻiliʻi ♪ ♪ Lookin 'like me ka nahesa ♪ ♪ akā ua loaʻa i nā wāwae liʻiliʻi, liʻiliʻi ♪ ♪ ʻIke ʻoe makemake wau e lawe mai Mekiko ♪ ♪ Kūleʻaleʻa lākou e lawaiʻa ♪ A i loaʻa iaʻu, e ʻike wau iā ʻoe 'No ke poʻo o ka ʻala ♪ makemake loa au i ka hohonu ʻAe uaʻike wau i ka ʻike maopopo i kēia mau liʻiliʻi liʻiliʻi ♪ Are kekahi o lākou a ʻeleʻele kekahi, a he keʻokeʻo kekahi o lākou ♪ Ua loaʻa iā lākou ka maka makapō nui ♪ na waena o ka po ♪ Not ʻAʻole lākou i like me ka iʻa ♪ ♪ akā ʻaʻole lākou e like me ka amphibians ♪ ♪ ʻAe, e nānā i nā mea liʻiliʻi a me nā limu liʻiliʻi o lākou Look ʻānō lāua like me ka hulu ʻulaʻula Like He like lākou i loaʻa iā lākou he quills liʻiliʻi ♪ ♪ ma ka aoao o ko lakou poo ♪ ♪ No ke aha wau i makemake nui ai iā lākou, ke nānā wau i ka makaʻaka (ʻike ʻia ʻo ia ke keiki i ka ʻike) ♪ Aloha makemake wau i ka axolotls, ʻ♪ ♪ Lookin ʻ at o ke keiki (a maopopo iā ʻoe he ʻakaʻaka) ♪ ♪ ʻAe lākou i ka walaau, e like me ka quokka ♪ ♪ No laila wau e hele nei i Mexico, me kahi poloka ♪ ♪ ʻO wau ka hele wāwae 'i ka ana, a hoʻāʻo e kālai iā ia E ʻōlelo aku, c'mon little axolotl give it a grin ♪ ♪ A e ʻauʻau, pololei iaʻu ♪ a laila lawe au iā ia, mai waho aku o ka ʻāina ♪ ♪ Pehea wau e kau ai i kuʻu papa, ♪ ♪ makemake au i ka palekana ♪ ♪ Lawe i laila, makemake au iā ia ♪ ♪ Manaʻo mai ʻo ia iaʻu ♪ Hoʻopau wau iā ia i kona poʻo I ʻōlelo au, maikaʻi loa ʻoe ♪ A laila ua kono aku au i kaʻu hoa kāne maikaʻi loa - E Lord Lucan ♪ ♪ Ma hea ʻoe e hele ai ♪ Mahalo no ka nānā 'ana mai. E ʻoluʻolu e nānā hou aku me nā mea pāʻani, eia hoʻi. ʻAno ma ʻaneʻi. E like me, ʻōlelo, kēlā mau mea āpau. Ke ʻaʻā, bye!

E LOA ANA I KE KAHUI PEA ANA

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< start="0" dur="1.443"> - Ma kēia ʻaoʻao ma ʻaneʻi, inā ʻoe i loko o kēia ʻāpana >

< start="1.443" dur="1.264"> o keia wahi ʻuʻuku, >

< start="2.707" dur="1.806"> He aha kou makemake e hoʻolohe i kahi rap e pili ana? >

< start="5.98" dur="1.11"> - [Ke Aliʻi Mākeke] Nā lā o ka pule. >

< start="7.09" dur="0.975"> - nā lā o ka pule? >

< start="8.065" dur="0.833"> (ʻakaʻaka nā pepeiao) >

< start="8.898" dur="2.012"> He aha nā manaʻo maikaʻi a fuckin! >

< start="10.91" dur="2.16"> Mate, ʻo ia nō, pololei ia ma lalo o kā mākou noses! >

< start="13.07" dur="1.59"> Makemake wau i kēlā, ʻano maikaʻi. >

< start="14.66" dur="1.22"> Hiona huhū kekahi. >

< start="15.88" dur="0.833"> aka ua hewa lakou. >

< start="16.713" dur="1.047"> O lākou. >

< start="17.76" dur="1.01"> ʻO ʻoe, e ʻike paha iā ia, >

< start="18.77" dur="0.833"> ʻo Pōʻalima nei, >

< start="19.603" dur="0.833"> Ua like paha ʻoe, >

< start="20.436" dur="2.464"> 'Aihē, no ke aha lā wau e hiki ʻole ai i nā pōkē lauoho lauoho a i ʻole kekahi mea? " >

< start="22.9" dur="0.833"> Nā lā o ka pule. >

< start="23.733" dur="2.692"> E kūpono loa, ʻo ʻoe nā ʻaneʻi, he aha kāu e makemake ai e hopake? >

< start="26.425" dur="1.185"> - [Ke Aliʻi Hōʻailona] Nā puna wai fallopian. >

< start="27.61" dur="3.43"> - ʻElua mau puaʻa puaʻa a me nā pāpaʻi fallopian. >

< start="31.04" dur="3.19"> Lawe mākou i nā ʻano kala, >

< start="34.23" dur="1.354"> i nā ʻōpio fallopian. >

< start="35.584" dur="2.113"> (ʻakaʻaka nā pepeiao) >

< start="37.697" dur="2.423"> - ʻIke wau i nā kala ʻokoʻa like ʻokoʻa, ʻaʻole anei? >

< start="40.12" dur="0.856"> Kālū, no laila. >

< start="40.976" dur="1.164"> (ʻakaʻaka nā pepeiao) >

< start="42.14" dur="1.43"> Malama paha. >

< start="43.57" dur="1.16"> A mai hūnā e like me kou ʻike ʻana iā lākou! >

< start="44.73" dur="2.44"> ʻAʻohe āu i ʻike i nā ʻōpala fallopian. >

< start="47.17" dur="2.09"> Nui koʻu mau dick, ʻike wau iā lākou a pau >

< start="49.26" dur="0.833"> Aʻole! >

< start="51.67" dur="1.38"> ʻAe, no ka lā o ka pule, >

< start="53.05" dur="2.25"> ka loli ʻokoʻa o ka kala i nā ʻāpana fallopian, >

< start="55.3" dur="1.668"> kāpae e wehewehe i nā mea fallopian tubes. >

< start="56.968" dur="2.562"> (ʻakaʻaka nā pepeiao) >

< start="59.53" dur="1.98"> He aha, nā maka o ka mea i waena, he aha kāu e makemake ai e hopake? >

< start="61.51" dur="0.89"> - [Ke lākōkuhi no] lauoho lauoho maikaʻi loa! >

< start="62.4" dur="1.88"> - ʻili maikaʻi maikaʻi loa, lauoho. >

< start="64.28" dur="1.73"> E nānā wale ʻoe, ʻaʻole ia i kuhikuhi mai iaʻu? >

< start="66.01" dur="0.927"> O wau-- >

< start="66.937" dur="0.833"> (ʻakaʻaka nā pepeiao) >

< start="67.77" dur="0.833"> Maikaʻi. >

< start="68.603" dur="0.833"> Uh, lauoho kino hele kino, >

< start="69.436" dur="1.937"> he aha kāu e ʻōlelo ai ʻo ka lauoho maikaʻi loa loa? >

< start="72.806" dur="0.833"> - [Ke Kuhi ʻAkuhi] He ʻōmole. >

< start="73.639" dur="0.941"> - He kinaki? >

< start="74.58" dur="0.833"> Oka, pilau. >

< start="75.413" dur="1.947"> ʻO wau kahi ʻāpana o ka goatee e hele ai, >

< start="77.36" dur="1.86"> Ua koho ʻoe i ka ʻuma, ʻaʻole. >

< start="79.22" dur="1.93"> Kumamā, maikaʻi, ʻeha. >

< start="81.15" dur="0.833"> Nā lā o ka pule. >

< start="81.983" dur="2.447"> ʻO nā hiʻohiʻona o ka kala i nā ʻāpana fallopian. >

< start="84.43" dur="2.24"> E poʻe Guys ma aneʻi, ʻo kēia manawa kekahi o nā manaʻo nui. >

< start="86.67" dur="1.123"> No laila e hoʻomau iā mākou. >

< start="87.793" dur="1.036"> - [Ke ʻAno Manimona] Axolotl. >

< start="88.829" dur="1.388"> - Axolotl, ah! >

< start="90.217" dur="1.233"> (nā poʻe pepeiao) >

< start="91.45" dur="2.83"> - Kaha Iesu, i hewa ole oe? >

< start="94.28" dur="1.98"> Aloha, mākou ka Hui Axolotl o Auseturia, >

< start="96.26" dur="2.56"> Triple A, ʻae, he manawa manawa nui, ʻae? >

< start="98.82" dur="1.2"> He holoholona laua, >

< start="101.12" dur="2.12"> no ka mea he kiko kikoʻī a me ka niche. >

< start="103.24" dur="2.06"> ʻIke wau i nā manaʻo kūpono ʻole. >

< start="105.3" dur="1.23"> Hoʻopau nā holoholona i nā kānaka e ʻōlelo nei >

< start="106.53" dur="1.34"> ilio a me na mea like. >

< start="107.87" dur="1.32"> Inā ʻaʻole maopopo ʻoe i nā axolotls, >

< start="109.19" dur="3.2"> he ʻano ʻano ʻano o ka salamander mau loa >

< start="112.39" dur="1.58"> e noho nei i kahi ʻoihana o nā ana, >

< start="113.97" dur="2.64"> wale ma ʻAmelika Hui Pū ʻIa, kūikawā, manaʻo wau o Mexico. >

< start="116.61" dur="2.171"> A ʻae, ʻo ʻoe, e ʻike wau i nā mea e pili ana iā lākou pēlā, >

< start="118.781" dur="1.739"> (ʻakaʻaka nā pepeiao) >

< start="120.52" dur="1.74"> Aloha wau i ka wā e hoʻāʻo a nā kānaka iā ʻoe, >

< start="122.26" dur="1.65"> a inā ʻoe e like me ʻōpala, a i ka makahiki he ʻumikumamākolu, >

< start="123.91" dur="1.16"> Makemake loa au i ka axolotl, >

< start="125.07" dur="1.436"> no ka mea ʻaʻohe oʻu hoaaloha. >

< start="126.506" dur="1.844"> (ʻakaʻaka nā pepeiao) >

< start="128.35" dur="1.1"> - Guys ma aneʻi. >

< start="129.45" dur="0.833"> - [Ke Aliʻi Manaʻo] Brexit! >

< start="130.283" dur="0.833"> - He aha? >

< start="131.116" dur="0.833"> - [Ke Aliʻi Manaʻo] Brexit! >

< start="131.949" dur="1.331"> - ʻIke maopopo loa ʻo Brexit i kēia manaʻo, makaʻu wau. >

< start="133.28" dur="1.99"> ʻIke wau ua kū maoli nei ia i kēia manawa >

< start="135.27" dur="1.8"> e like me kēia ka lā hope. >

< start="137.07" dur="0.85"> Hoʻopau mākou i ka hōʻike >

< start="137.92" dur="1.98"> ma ke kālai lima ʻana a mele aku iā Auld Lang Syne >

< start="139.9" dur="1.867"> e lilo i mea nui. >

< start="141.767" dur="1.473"> - [Ke hui lālā] Nā Astronau! >

< start="143.24" dur="1.44"> - Haku Lucan a me kaukani. >

< start="144.68" dur="3.14"> ʻOe, ʻae Haku Lucan astronaut, ʻae. >

< start="147.82" dur="2.418"> ʻAe, ʻike maopopo ʻole ʻoe i ka Haku Lucan, pololei? >

< start="150.238" dur="0.852"> (kāhea nā mea ʻike) >

< start="151.09" dur="1.639"> ʻIke aku ʻoe e ʻike ai i ka rap, ʻaʻole paha? >

< start="152.729" dur="1.971"> (ʻakaʻaka nā pepeiao) >

< start="154.7" dur="0.833"> Oka, pilau. >

< start="155.533" dur="2.467"> No laila, makemake wau i ka ʻoiaʻiʻo e like me 20 o ʻoukou i ʻike i ka axolotls, >

< start="158" dur="2.57"> akā ua makemake ʻoe, he ʻano Haku Pelekane >

< start="160.57" dur="2.33"> nāna i pepehi aku i kāna wahine, ʻaʻole, ʻaʻole mākou i lohe a nona. >

< start="162.9" dur="3.03"> Ua manaʻo nui ʻia ʻo ia e noho ana ma Australia. >

< start="165.93" dur="3.63"> No laila, Lord Lucan astronaut, axolotls, >

< start="169.56" dur="2.13"> lauoho maikaʻi ʻole, ʻo ia nō ka pipi. >

< start="171.69" dur="2"> nā ʻano ʻokoʻa o ka kala i nā ʻāpana fallopian, >

< start="173.69" dur="0.943"> a me nā lā o ka pule. >

< start="174.633" dur="2.347"> ʻO ia, kekahi mau ʻōlelo manaʻo baler. >

< start="176.98" dur="2.153"> A he mea paha kēia ka baller, freestyle rap. >

< start="179.133" dur="1.637"> ʻO kēlā ke kāohi i hoʻoholo ʻia ma kēlā wahi >

< start="180.77" dur="1.711"> aka, he mau moolelo pau ʻole, ʻaʻole kākau ʻia a kākau ʻia paha. >

< start="182.481" dur="1.299"> aole i ʻike hou ʻia. >

< start="183.78" dur="2.03"> Mai hōʻeha, ʻaʻole ia e like me ka shit as >

< start="185.81" dur="1.38"> au manaʻo e lilo! >

< start="187.19" dur="2.66"> E hoʻokuʻi i kēlā mea a koʻu hoa, e leʻaleʻa! >

< start="189.85" dur="2.833"> (nā poʻe pepeiao) >

< start="194.134" dur="2.146"> Ua koho wau i ka chill rap, no laila e hauʻoli mākou, >

< start="196.28" dur="1.1"> mua loa i ka hōʻike. >

< start="198.684" dur="2.25"> (pop beat) >

< start="202.348" dur="1.866"> ʻO kahi papa i ʻaʻole loa i ʻike ʻia ma mua >

< start="204.214" dur="1.667"> ♪ ʻO kaʻu lā punahele o ka pule ma ka lā Pōʻalima ♪ >

< start="205.881" dur="1.886"> ♪ No ka mea, Thor Norse God ♪ >

< start="207.767" dur="2.375"> Ua kapa ʻia ia ma hope ona, a ʻōlelo wau ♪ >

< start="210.142" dur="2.039"> ♪ E hoʻi i ka lā, ua loaʻa iā Odin ka lā ♪ >

< start="212.181" dur="1.062"> ♪ No laila ka lā Pōʻalima ♪ >

< start="213.243" dur="1.48"> ♪ Haumia ʻia ʻo strange >

< start="214.723" dur="2.546"> Poʻa, ka inoa ma hope o ka mahina, kahi ākea nui ♪ >

< start="217.269" dur="2.057"> Lāpule ka lā, maopopo ♪ >

< start="219.326" dur="2.088"> ♪ Sat, ʻae Saturn, honua honua ♪ >

< start="221.414" dur="1.88"> Yeah, aka la ka Poalima i ♪ >

< start="223.294" dur="2.597"> ♪ ʻO Freya, kahi Akua ʻē aʻe Norse God >

< start="225.891" dur="2.83"> ♪ ʻo ia ka mea i hope, Hoʻohuli wau i ka leo >

< start="228.721" dur="2.411"> ♪ Hana mākou ia mau mea a pau, ʻae, aia wau i ka lani ♪ >

< start="231.132" dur="1.964"> Counting ʻO Norse Valhalla e helu ana i nā lā o ka pule ♪ >

< start="233.096" dur="0.833"> ♪ He ʻehiku kēlā >

< start="233.929" dur="1.814"> ♪ A ʻo ka lā Pōʻalima, ʻo ka lā lalau ♪ >

< start="235.743" dur="1.379"> ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke lawelawe ʻē iā ♪ >

< start="237.122" dur="2.658"> ♪ 'Aʻole hiki wau e kaʻi ma waho, ma ka kalena ♪ >

< start="239.78" dur="1.132"> ♪ ʻAʻole au i makemake ♪ >

< start="240.912" dur="3.028"> ♪, ʻĀ, hoʻomanaʻo wau, Poalua, e ʻae iaʻu e hele ♪ >

< start="243.94" dur="1.562"> A ʻokiʻoki i hoʻokahi lima ma ka ʻ♪ >

< start="245.502" dur="1.766"> ʻO ia ka mea a ke Akua Tew i hana ai >

< start="247.268" dur="1.919"> Forget Nalo nā kānaka iā ia >

< start="249.187" dur="1.135"> ♪ kid Me ʻoe ♪ >

< start="250.322" dur="2.684"> ♪ TYR kaonaʻo Tyr i ka lā ♪ >

< start="253.006" dur="2.162"> ♪ ka leʻaleʻa, leʻa i ka lima a me ka sway >

< start="255.168" dur="1.32"> ♪ ʻAʻohe mea makemake i nā akua Norse >

< start="256.488" dur="1.394"> ♪ ʻaʻole kēlā i kēlā mehameha ♪ >

< start="257.882" dur="3.003"> Manaʻo wau i ka ʻano o nā wahine wahine ♪ >

< start="260.885" dur="0.887"> ♪ Nanaʻu i lalo >

< start="261.772" dur="1.504"> ♪ e loaʻa ana i kaʻu mea kuʻekuʻe ♪ >

< start="263.276" dur="2.728"> ♪ A laila hoʻokomo ia i luna o ka ʻōpala ♪ >

< start="266.004" dur="2.673"> ♪ Nānā au i ka ʻaoʻao, ʻae iaʻu e nānā ma kēia ♪ >

< start="268.677" dur="2.645"> ♪ Kūpono i ka ʻōpū o ka ʻōpū >

< start="271.322" dur="2.612"> ♪ nānā wau i ka ʻaoʻao, a hauʻoli nui wau ♪ >

< start="273.934" dur="2.068"> ♪ E hoʻokipa ʻia e ka mea nāna e hoka i ka hua manu ♪ >

< start="276.002" dur="1.194"> ♪ Mai ka ʻōpū ♪ >

< start="277.196" dur="1.817"> ♪ ʻO wai ka fallopian tube ♪ >

< start="279.013" dur="2.691"> ♪ A e hōkuhi i loko o ka ʻōpū e neʻe i ka ♪ >

< start="281.704" dur="1.005"> Manaʻo paha ʻoe e noʻonoʻo iā ♪ >

< start="282.709" dur="2.371"> ♪ Manaʻo wau ua ʻano holupaʻa kēia, akā ʻaʻole ♪ >

< start="285.08" dur="0.833"> ♪ kahaha nui ♪ >

< start="285.913" dur="1.936"> Kekahi o lākou he wiwoʻole a ʻo kekahi o lākou he shamona ♪ >

< start="287.849" dur="1.227"> Areʻulaʻula a kekahi o lākou >

< start="289.076" dur="1.463"> Areʻulaʻula a kekahi o lākou >

< start="290.539" dur="1.302"> ʻO kekahi o lākou he pōpoki brown >

< start="291.841" dur="1.195"> ♪ He ʻeha loa kēlā >

< start="293.036" dur="2.852"> Inā he beige-y ♪ kāu fallopians >

< start="295.888" dur="1.303"> ♪ ʻAno weliweli, akā mau ♪ >

< start="297.191" dur="1.405"> Hana lākou i nā pēpē >

< start="298.596" dur="0.833"> ♪ Pono kēlā >

< start="299.429" dur="1.916"> ♪ A laila ʻoe e hoʻokuke aku ai iā lākou mai lalo aku >

< start="301.345" dur="2.516"> I ka hānau ʻana o ka pēpē ʻaʻohe lauoho lauoho ial >

< start="303.861" dur="2.432"> A inā ua hana io maoli ʻoe, ua aloha ʻoe i kona alo ♪ >

< start="306.293" dur="2.627"> ♪ He pēpē me kahi puaʻa, ma kēlā wahi >

< start="308.92" dur="1.663"> ♪ Kuhi lehelehe, ma ka palau ♪ >

< start="310.583" dur="3.202"> ʻ'Dlelo ʻoe i ka whoa, pēpē, e wehe, e lawe liʻiliʻi i ka Bic ♪ >

< start="313.785" dur="0.978"> ♪ Mana hui ma mua ♪ >

< start="314.763" dur="1.177"> ♪ Kuhi i ka lehelehe ♪ >

< start="315.94" dur="1.395"> ♪ E, hele ma laila ♪ >

< start="317.335" dur="2.447"> ♪ Ua hana like wau i ka pēpē me Adolf Hitler ♪ >

< start="319.782" dur="1.7"> ♪ No ke aha ua loaʻa ka'ōpala ʻo Hitler? ♪ >

< start="321.482" dur="1.401"> ♪ ʻO kona wā ʻōpio nei? ♪ >

< start="322.883" dur="1.305"> Malia paha, paha ♪ >

< start="324.188" dur="1.215"> Yeah aloha loa wau ♪ >

< start="325.403" dur="2.859"> ♪ E like me ka Haku e holo ana mai ke kānāwai i ka wā i pepehi ai ʻo ia i ka ʻenekilua >

< start="328.262" dur="2.631"> ♪, we, maopopo iā mākou, ʻaʻole maopopo ʻoe iaʻu me >

< start="330.893" dur="2.472"> ♪ E Lord Lucan, ʻaʻole gaoin ', ʻaʻole lootin' ♪ >

< start="333.365" dur="2.715"> Ran Holo akula ʻo ia, ma luna o ke kaʻa, mai Luton ♪ >

< start="336.08" dur="2.139"> Kahi kaʻaahi kaʻa ma ke alanui London ♪ >

< start="338.219" dur="1.598"> ♪ Hele a hiki i Cape Canaveral ♪ >

< start="339.817" dur="0.977"> ♪ ʻ,, kōkō mākou >

< start="340.794" dur="1.263"> ♪ pololei ma ka puka ♪ >

< start="342.057" dur="2.254"> ʻ♪ ʻo ka makua, ua aniani wau iā ia ♪ >

< start="344.311" dur="2.495"> ♪ No laila pono wau e kau inoa ma ʻaneʻi, iā NASA ♪ >

< start="346.806" dur="2.516"> ♪ E ʻae, e lawe iaʻu i loko o ka wahi i ka leʻaleʻa ♪ >

< start="349.322" dur="1.587"> ♪ pilikia loa wau no ka ♪ >

< start="350.909" dur="1.563"> ʻO ka nanny i kahi koko koko ♪ >

< start="352.472" dur="2.158"> ʻO kaʻu wahine, a me kaʻu keiki i hoʻi i ka home >

< start="354.63" dur="1.586"> Why why No ke aha ʻoe i pepehi ai i ka nanny, E ka Haku ♪ >

< start="356.216" dur="1.265"> Akā ua hele au >

< start="357.481" dur="2.995"> ♪ Ua holo au, a he nui Lorde like me ke kaila mele ♪ >

< start="360.476" dur="1.272"> ♪ Aia wau i ka manawa i kēia manawa ♪ >

< start="361.748" dur="2.221"> ♪ E ʻoluʻolu e ʻae e lawe i ka meaʻai a pau >

< start="363.969" dur="2.592"> ♪ A me nā mea kanu e pono ai iaʻu, i ka ISS ♪ >

< start="366.561" dur="2.873"> ♪ ʻO kaʻu mea makaʻu weliweli i alakaʻi iaʻu e pepehi ʻia ♪ >

< start="369.434" dur="1.294"> ♪ Pono e pepehi ♪ >

< start="370.728" dur="2.61"> ♪ ʻO wau ke Haku maikaʻi loa mai ka Haku Damon Hill ♪ >

< start="373.338" dur="1.228"> ♪ He kaʻa kaʻa kai nui ia >

< start="374.566" dur="1.473"> ʻAʻole wau i manaʻo ua lilo ʻo ia i Haku >

< start="376.039" dur="1.546"> Hiki paha i kā Lord Alan Sugar ♪ >

< start="377.585" dur="1.373"> ♪ Hoʻopono ʻia au >

< start="378.958" dur="2.792"> ♪ ʻO ka mea hope loa mai kāu kāne i kēia ʻāpana ♪ >

< start="381.75" dur="2.653"> ♪ E kāhea iā ʻoe, yeah gimme i kēlā noʻonoʻo >

< start="384.403" dur="1.836"> ♪ Ma waho o ka wai, ʻike au i kahi mea liʻiliʻi ♪ >

< start="386.239" dur="1.17"> ♪ Lookin 'like me ka nahesa ♪ >

< start="387.409" dur="1.523"> ♪ akā ua loaʻa i nā wāwae liʻiliʻi, liʻiliʻi ♪ >

< start="388.932" dur="1.894"> ♪ ʻIke ʻoe makemake wau e lawe mai Mekiko ♪ >

< start="390.826" dur="1.582"> ♪ Kūleʻaleʻa lākou e lawaiʻa ♪ >

< start="392.408" dur="2.557"> A i loaʻa iaʻu, e ʻike wau iā ʻoe >

< start="394.965" dur="1.539"> 'No ke poʻo o ka ʻala >

< start="396.504" dur="1.198"> ♪ makemake loa au i ka hohonu >

< start="397.702" dur="2.824"> ʻAe uaʻike wau i ka ʻike maopopo i kēia mau liʻiliʻi liʻiliʻi ♪ >

< start="400.526" dur="2.489"> Are kekahi o lākou a ʻeleʻele kekahi, a he keʻokeʻo kekahi o lākou >

< start="403.015" dur="1.351"> ♪ Ua loaʻa iā lākou ka maka makapō nui >

< start="404.366" dur="1.454"> ♪ na waena o ka po ♪ >

< start="405.82" dur="1.194"> Not ʻAʻole lākou i like me ka iʻa ♪ >

< start="407.014" dur="1.733"> ♪ akā ʻaʻole lākou e like me ka amphibians ♪ >

< start="408.747" dur="2.559"> ♪ ʻAe, e nānā i nā mea liʻiliʻi a me nā limu liʻiliʻi o lākou >

< start="411.306" dur="1.882"> Look ʻānō lāua like me ka hulu ʻulaʻula >

< start="413.188" dur="1.336"> Like He like lākou i loaʻa iā lākou he quills liʻiliʻi ♪ >

< start="414.524" dur="1.309"> ♪ ma ka aoao o ko lakou poo ♪ >

< start="415.833" dur="3.206"> ♪ No ke aha wau i makemake nui ai iā lākou, ke nānā wau i ka makaʻaka (ʻike ʻia ʻo ia ke keiki i ka ʻike) ♪ >

< start="419.039" dur="1.667"> Aloha makemake wau i ka axolotls, ʻ♪ >

< start="420.706" dur="1.268"> ♪ Lookin ʻ at o ke keiki (a maopopo iā ʻoe he ʻakaʻaka) ♪ >

< start="421.974" dur="2.247"> ♪ ʻAe lākou i ka walaau, e like me ka quokka ♪ >

< start="424.221" dur="2.424"> ♪ No laila wau e hele nei i Mexico, me kahi poloka ♪ >

< start="426.645" dur="2.729"> ♪ ʻO wau ka hele wāwae 'i ka ana, a hoʻāʻo e kālai iā ia >

< start="429.374" dur="3.139"> E ʻōlelo aku, c'mon little axolotl give it a grin ♪ >

< start="432.513" dur="2.66"> ♪ A e ʻauʻau, pololei iaʻu >

< start="435.173" dur="2.629"> ♪ a laila lawe au iā ia, mai waho aku o ka ʻāina ♪ >

< start="437.802" dur="1.447"> ♪ Pehea wau e kau ai i kuʻu papa, ♪ >

< start="439.249" dur="1.549"> ♪ makemake au i ka palekana ♪ >

< start="440.798" dur="2.062"> ♪ Lawe i laila, makemake au iā ia ♪ >

< start="442.86" dur="1.059"> ♪ Manaʻo mai ʻo ia iaʻu >

< start="443.919" dur="0.905"> ♪ Hoʻopau wau iā ia i kona poʻo >

< start="444.824" dur="1.343"> I ʻōlelo au, maikaʻi loa ʻoe ♪ >

< start="446.167" dur="2.556"> A laila ua kono aku au i kaʻu hoa kāne maikaʻi loa - E Lord Lucan ♪ >

< start="448.723" dur="0.833"> ♪ Ma hea ʻoe e hele ai ♪ >

< start="449.556" dur="0.894"> Mahalo no ka nānā 'ana mai. >

< start="450.45" dur="2.15"> E ʻoluʻolu e nānā hou aku me nā mea pāʻani, eia hoʻi. >

< start="452.6" dur="1.09"> ʻAno ma ʻaneʻi. >

< start="453.69" dur="1.638"> E like me, ʻōlelo, kēlā mau mea āpau. >

< start="455.328" dur="1.172"> Ke ʻaʻā, bye! >