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- Thiab sab no yog, yog tias koj nyob hauv seem no ntawm ntu no me ntawm no, dab tsi koj xav hnov ​​rap txog? - [Tus Tswv Cuab Hauv Ib Leeg] Hnub ntawm lub lim tiam. - Hnub ntawm lub lim tiam? (pawg saib laughs) Dab tsi zoo fuckin 'tswv yim! Ua niam txiv, uas yog vim li ntawd, nws muaj cai nyob hauv peb lub qhov ntswg! Kuv xav li ntawd, txias. Txhua leej txhua tus lwm tus fuckin 'ntxub nws, tab sis lawv ua tsis ncaj ncees lawm. Lawv yog cov. Koj paub, tej zaum, nws yog Friday tsaus ntuj, Tej zaum koj zoo li, 'Huag, Vim li cas kuv tsis tuaj yeem hais cov pob muaj plaub lossis tej yam loj? " Hnub ntawm lub lim tiam. Yog li, koj hais mav no, dab tsi koj xav rap txog? - [Cov Tswv Cuab Hauv Ib Leeg] Cov Hlab Hlav. - Muaj ob, xim muaj xim thiab xim hlab qe. Peb yuav muab qhov sib txawv ntawm cov xim, hauv txoj hlab qe menyuam. (pawg saib laughs) - Kuv paub tseeb tias lawv txhua yam xim txawv, tsis yog lawv? Txias, yog li ntawd. (pawg saib laughs) Tej zaum. Thiab tsis txhob ua kom zoo li koj tau pom lawv! Tsis muaj leej twg uas koj pom txoj hlab qe ntshav. Kuv tus loj loj li loj, kuv npau suav pom lawv txhua tus - Tsis yog! Lag, hnub so ntawm lub lim tiam, qhov txawv ntawm cov xim hauv txoj hlab qe menyuam, tsum tsis txhob piav qhia tias dab tsi hauv txoj hlab ntshav. (pawg saib laughs) Dab tsi, cov txiv neej nyob rau hauv nruab nrab, koj xav ua yam twg tshaj plaws? - [Cov Tswv Cuab Hauv Puav Pheej] Cov plaub hau tsis zoo! - Cov plaub hau tsis zoo ntsej muag, txias. Tsuas xav tshawb xyuas, uas tsis taw tes rau kuv yog nws? Kuv yog - (pawg saib laughs) Huag zoo. Uh, ntsej muag cov plaub hau tsis zoo, koj yuav hais dab tsi yog qhov phem tshaj plaws ntawm lub ntsej muag plaub hau? - [Cov Tswv Cuab Hauv Ib Leeg] Lub hwj txwv. - Ib tug hwj txwv? Lag, txias. Kuv txhais tau tias koj muaj lub tshis mus, koj xaiv mustache, tsis tau! Cov hnab looj tes, nplua, hwj txwv. Hnub ntawm lub lim tiam. Kev hloov pauv ntawm cov xim hauv cov hlab qe. Hais mav nyob ntawm no, kom deb li deb cov no yog ib co lus qhia zoo. Yog li cia nws khaws nws. - [Cov Tswv Cuab Hais Lus] Axolotls. - Axolotls, ah! (pawg saib zoo siab) - Tswv Yexus fucking Christ, dab tsi uas tsis ncaj ncees lawm koj? Nyob zoo, peb yog Pawg Koom Haum Australian Axolotl, Triple A, tau, muaj sijhawm zoo, yog? Lawv yog cov tsiaj, tab sis, vim hais tias nws tseem meej thiab tshwj xeeb, Kuv xav tias zoo li qhov lus pom zoo muaj. Cov tsiaj cov cai tsuas yog nres rau tib neeg hais dev thiab khoom zoo li ntawd. Yog tias koj tsis paub dab tsi axolotls, lawv muaj hom kev ua tiav ntawm tus hluas kev hluas uas nyob hauv lub network ntawm qhov tsua, tsuas yog hauv Central America, tshwj xeeb, Kuv xav tias Mexico. Thiab yog, fuck koj, Kuv paub loads txog lawv li, (pawg saib laughs) Kuv nyiam nws thaum tib neeg sim thiab ntes koj, thiab ces koj zoo li uh, thaum kuv muaj kaum peb, Kuv xav tau ib qho axolotl, vim kuv tsis muaj phooj ywg. (pawg saib laughs) - Hais mav nyob ntawm no. - [Cov Tswv Cuab Hais Lus] Brexit! - Dab tsi? - [Cov Tswv Cuab Hais Lus] Brexit! - Brexit tsis pom tseeb dhau lub tswv yim, Kuv ntshai. Kuv paub tias nws tab tom tshwm sim lub sijhawm no, zoo li zaum no yog hnub kawg. Peb tau ua yeeb yam tiav los ntawm kev tuav tes thiab hu nkauj Auld Lang Syne nws tau yuav poj. - [Tus Tswv Cuab Hauv Cov Tswv Cuab] Cov Kws Tsav Tsheb! - Tswv Lucan thiab tus neeg saib xyuas ntiaj teb. Okay, Tswv Lucan tus neeg ya mus saum toj, aws. Oh, nej cov paub tus tswv Lucan yog leej twg hais? (pawg neeg qw) Zoo koj yuav pom tawm hauv qhov rap, yuav tsis yog koj? (pawg saib laughs) Lag, txias. Yog li, Kuv nyiam qhov tseeb uas nyiam 20 ntawm koj paub axolotls, tab sis koj zoo li, huag hom British Tswv leej twg tua nws tus poj niam, tsis yog, peb tsis tau hnov ​​txog nws. Nws muaj neeg ntseeg dav tias nyob hauv Australia. Yog li, Tswv Lucan tus neeg mus saum ntuj, axolotls, cov ntsej muag tsis zoo ntawm lub ntsej muag, uas yog hwj txwv, qhov txawv ntawm cov xim hauv cov hlab qe menyuam, thiab hnub ntawm lub lim tiam. Cov, yog qee cov lus qhia baller. Thiab qhov no yog gonna ua tau ib tug muaj kev baller, tso kev ywj pheej. Ntawd yog rap ua rau ntawm qhov chaw tab sis nws tag nrho sau ntawv, tsis yog sau los yog sau, tsis tau pom dua. Tsis muaj kev txhawj xeeb, nws yuav tsis ua neeg zoo li shit koj xav tias nws yuav yog! Tso tawm qhov ntawd tso kuv tus phooj ywg, cia peb muaj kev lom zem! (pawg saib zoo siab) Kuv xaiv tau ib chill rua, yog li peb tau zoo siab heev, dhau thaum ntxov hauv qhov yeeb yam. (rap rap) Rap Muaj rap uas yeej tsis tau pom dua ua ntej ♪ Day Hnub uas kuv nyiam tshaj ntawm lub lim tiam yog hnub Thursday ♪ ♪ Vim Thor Lub Zog Rau Vajtswv ♪ ♪ Nws lub npe tom qab nws, thiab kuv hais ♪ ♪ Rov qab mus hnub, koj tau Odin hnub ♪ Wednesday Yog vim li cas Hnub Wednesday ♪ Elled Yog sau txawv txawv ♪ ♪ Hnub Monday, npe tom qab lub hli, ntau yam ntau ♪ ♪ Hnub Sunday lub hnub, pom tseeb tseeb ♪ ♪ Sat, yog Saturn, lub ntiaj chaw ♪ Ah Yog, tab sis tom qab hnub Friday tau tshwm sim ♪ Qhov ntawd yog Freya, lwm lub Norse ntawm kev ua phem ♪ Dab tsi yog qhov kawg ib yog, Kuv kos silence ♪ Peb tau ua txhua tus ntawm, muaj, Kuv nyob saum ntuj ♪ Norse Nws yog Norse Valhalla suav hnub pib ntawm lub lim tiam ♪ Ntawd yog xya ♪ Wednesday Thiab Hnub Wednesday, yog hnub hump ♪ ♪ Kuv tsis tuaj yeem lis ya ♪ ♪ Kuv ib txwm hla nws tawm, muaj nyob hauv daim phiajcim ♪ Don't Kuv tsis xav tau nws Auj, Kuv nco ntsoov, Tuesday, yog cia kuv los ♪ ♪ Thiab muab ib sab tes tshem tawm ♪ Uas yog Vaj tswv Tew ua ♪ Forget Tib neeg tsis nco qab txog nws ♪ ♪ Kuv me nyuam koj ♪ TYR yog kev Tyr hnub ♪ Fun Muaj kev lom zem ntau, tuav tes thiab so ♪ Tsis muaj leej twg nyiam Norse gods ♪ ♪ Tab sis qhov ntawd tsis yog qhov tseem khib Look Kuv saib tsis zoo rau yam poj niam poj niam ♪ St Kuv ntsia ♪ Kuv tau txais kuv pob zeb tawv taub hau me ♪ Thiab tom qab ntawd kuv ntxig nws sab saud ntawm qhov chaw mos Kuv tab tom nrhiav rau sab, Yog kuv saib ntawm no ♪ ♪ Nws yog txoj cai ntawm lub tsev menyuam Look Kuv saib rau sab, thiab kuv zoo siab heev ♪ Be Yuav tsum tau txais tos nrog qhov twg thauj lub qe ♪ ♪ Los ntawm lub zes qe menyuam ♪ ♪ Qhov ntawd yog txoj hlab qe menyuam Make Thiab xyuas kom mus rau hauv lub tsev menyuam nws tau txav ♪ Might Koj tsuas yog xav think Thought Kuv xav tias txhua yam yog vaginas, tab sis tsis muaj ♪ Nws yog amazing ♪ Qee qhov ntawm qee qhov tsis txaus ntseeg thiab qee qhov muaj ci Qee qhov ntawm lawv yog xim liab ♪ Qee qhov ntawm nws yog xim ntshav ♪ Qee qhov ntawm lawv yog cov xim av npub ♪ ♪ Qhov no mob heev ♪ ♪ Yog tias koj cov neeg poob qis tau beige-y so Hom tsis zoo, tab sis tseem ♪ Lawv ua menyuam mos ♪ ♪ Yog lawm ♪ Tom qab ntawd koj thawb lawv tawm los ntawm muaj ♪ Thaum tus menyuam yug los nws tsis muaj lub ntsej muag plaub hau ♪ If Thiab yog tias nws ua li ntawd, koj yuav chais nws lub ntsej muag ♪ Me nyuam muaj hwj txwv, nyob hauv qhov chaw ntawd ♪ Ntawm daim di ncauj, ntawm daim di ncauj Koj yuav hais tias leej twg, tus me nyuam mos, nws tawm, coj Bic me ntsis ♪ Raj chais xub ntiag ♪ Ve Chais tawm ntawm daim di ncauj ♪ Aws, mus tod ♪ ♪ Kuv ua rau menyuam mos zoo li Adolf Hitler ♪ ♪ Vim li cas Hitler ho muaj hwj txwv? ♪ ♪ Puas yog nws thaum nws tseem hluas? ♪ Tej zaum, tej zaum ♪ Yog kuv hnov ​​strung heev ♪ Zoo li tus tswv khiav ntawm txoj cai thaum nws tua tus menyuam yaus ny Yog, peb paub txog qhov no, koj tsis nkag siab kuv ♪ Tswv Lucan, tsis tub sab nyiag ', tsis lootin' ♪ Ran Nws khiav, ntawm lub tsheb ciav hlau, los ntawm Luton ♪ ♪ Tus ntawd yog chaw nres tsheb ciav hlau ze London ♪ Mus rau Cape Canaveral Ca ♪ Yog, peb thundered ♪ Muaj cai los ntawm lub qhov rooj ♪ Hais rau cov neeg zov menyuam, Kuv tsuas tsom iav nws ♪ Yog li kuv xav tau npe rau ntawm no, rau NASA ♪ ♪ Thov, coj kuv mus rau hauv qhov chaw ntawm shuttle ♪ Kuv yeej muaj teeb meem vim tias ♪ Nan Tus neeg nanny nyob hauv qhov dej ntawm ntshav ♪ Thiab kuv tus poj niam, thiab kuv tus tub los tsev Said Thiab hais tias vim li cas koj thiaj tua cov nanny, Tswv ♪ Tab sis kuv ploj mus ♪ Ran Kuv tau khiav tawm, thiab ntau tus Tswv zoo li tus neeg hu nkauj kiwi ♪ Kuv nyob hauv qhov chaw lawm ♪ Thov tuaj sim nqa thiab nqa tag nrho cov zaub mov ♪ ♪ Thiab cov as-ham kuv xav tau, mus rau ISS ♪ Greed Kuv txoj kev siab phem ua rau kuv raug luag tua ♪ ♪ Xav tua kom tuag ♪ ♪ Kuv yog tus Tswv phem tshaj plaws txij thaum Tswv Damon Hill ♪ Nws yog tus uas tsav sib tw Don't Kuv tsis xav tias nws raug tsim los ua tus Tswv ♪ ♪ Puas kam hais tus Tswv Alan Sugar Sugar ♪ Kuv yuav adored ♪ The Dab tsi yog qhov kawg ntawm koj hais mav hauv seem no ♪ ♪ nti tawm rov qab rau kuv, yog gimme uas muaj kev cuam tshuam ♪ Tawm hauv dej, Kuv pom ib qho khoom me me ♪ ♪ Saib rau 'zoo li tus nab ♪ ♪ tab sis nws tau txais qee qhov me me, txhais ceg me Koj paub tias kuv xav nqa ntawm Mexico ♪ Lawv txhaum cai rau export ♪ If Thiab yog tias kuv pom, Kuv yuav fuckin 'ceeb toom koj ♪ 'Ua rau lawv tsaj ntxim hlub ♪ Kuv mloog zoo li nws txaj muag heev Feel Kuv mloog zoo li kuv tau paub tshiab me me Qee ntawm lawv yog xim dub, thiab qee ntawm qee tus dawb ♪ Vision Lawv pom kev qhov muag tsis pom kev zoo ♪ The Thaum ib tag hmo ♪ 'Re Lawv tsis zoo li ntses ♪ ♪ tab sis lawv tsis zoo li amphibians ♪ Yeah, saib ntawm lub ntsej muag me thiab lawv txhais tes me ♪ Look Lawv zoo xim feathery liab ♪ ♪ Nws zoo li lawv tau ua me ntsis quills The nyob sab puab taub hau ♪ ♪ Vim li cas kuv thiaj nyiam lawv ntau ua luaj, Thaum kuv tau nyob luag ntxhi (txhais tau tias yog me nyuam yaus)) ♪ Kuv yeej nyiam cov axolotls, yog ♪ Saib rau ntawm tus menyuam (thiab meej meej tias yuav tsum tau luag) ♪ Always Lawv ib txwm luag nyav, zoo li quokka Yog li kuv yuav mus rau Mexico, muaj lub raj mis ♪ ♪ Kuv taug kev 'mus rau hauv lub qhov tsua, thiab sim thiab beckon nws nyob rau hauv ♪ Hais tias, c'mon me axolotl muab nws luag ntxhi ♪ ♪ Thiab nws yuav da dej, muaj cai rau kuv ♪ Then Thiab tom qab ntawd kuv thauj nws, tawm ntawm lub teb chaws ♪ ♪ Yuav ua li cas Kuv muab tso rau hauv kuv lub bum, ♪ Security Kuv xav waddle los ntawm kev ruaj ntseg ♪ Nqa nws rov qab rau ntawd, Kuv xav kom nws ♪ St Nws ntsia kuv Pat Kuv pleev nws rau saum nws taub hau Would Kuv xav hais tias, koj nyob nraum zoo ♪ ♪ Thiab tom qab ntawd kuv xav caw ncig kuv cov phooj ywg zoo tshaj plaws - Tswv Lucan can You Muaj koj mus ♪ Ua tsaug koj tau saib. Thov saib ntxiv nrog playlists, ntawm no. Sau npe ntawm no. Nyiam, tawm tswv yim, tag nrho cov khoom ntawd. Qw, bye!

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< start="0" dur="1.443"> - Thiab sab no yog, yog tias koj nyob hauv seem no >

< start="1.443" dur="1.264"> ntawm ntu no me ntawm no, >

< start="2.707" dur="1.806"> dab tsi koj xav hnov ​​rap txog? >

< start="5.98" dur="1.11"> - [Tus Tswv Cuab Hauv Ib Leeg] Hnub ntawm lub lim tiam. >

< start="7.09" dur="0.975"> - Hnub ntawm lub lim tiam? >

< start="8.065" dur="0.833"> (pawg saib laughs) >

< start="8.898" dur="2.012"> Dab tsi zoo fuckin 'tswv yim! >

< start="10.91" dur="2.16"> Ua niam txiv, uas yog vim li ntawd, nws muaj cai nyob hauv peb lub qhov ntswg! >

< start="13.07" dur="1.59"> Kuv xav li ntawd, txias. >

< start="14.66" dur="1.22"> Txhua leej txhua tus lwm tus fuckin 'ntxub nws, >

< start="15.88" dur="0.833"> tab sis lawv ua tsis ncaj ncees lawm. >

< start="16.713" dur="1.047"> Lawv yog cov. >

< start="17.76" dur="1.01"> Koj paub, tej zaum, >

< start="18.77" dur="0.833"> nws yog Friday tsaus ntuj, >

< start="19.603" dur="0.833"> Tej zaum koj zoo li, >

< start="20.436" dur="2.464"> 'Huag, Vim li cas kuv tsis tuaj yeem hais cov pob muaj plaub lossis tej yam loj? " >

< start="22.9" dur="0.833"> Hnub ntawm lub lim tiam. >

< start="23.733" dur="2.692"> Yog li, koj hais mav no, dab tsi koj xav rap txog? >

< start="26.425" dur="1.185"> - [Cov Tswv Cuab Hauv Ib Leeg] Cov Hlab Hlav. >

< start="27.61" dur="3.43"> - Muaj ob, xim muaj xim thiab xim hlab qe. >

< start="31.04" dur="3.19"> Peb yuav muab qhov sib txawv ntawm cov xim, >

< start="34.23" dur="1.354"> hauv txoj hlab qe menyuam. >

< start="35.584" dur="2.113"> (pawg saib laughs) >

< start="37.697" dur="2.423"> - Kuv paub tseeb tias lawv txhua yam xim txawv, tsis yog lawv? >

< start="40.12" dur="0.856"> Txias, yog li ntawd. >

< start="40.976" dur="1.164"> (pawg saib laughs) >

< start="42.14" dur="1.43"> Tej zaum. >

< start="43.57" dur="1.16"> Thiab tsis txhob ua kom zoo li koj tau pom lawv! >

< start="44.73" dur="2.44"> Tsis muaj leej twg uas koj pom txoj hlab qe ntshav. >

< start="47.17" dur="2.09"> Kuv tus loj loj li loj, kuv npau suav pom lawv txhua tus - >

< start="49.26" dur="0.833"> Tsis yog! >

< start="51.67" dur="1.38"> Lag, hnub so ntawm lub lim tiam, >

< start="53.05" dur="2.25"> qhov txawv ntawm cov xim hauv txoj hlab qe menyuam, >

< start="55.3" dur="1.668"> tsum tsis txhob piav qhia tias dab tsi hauv txoj hlab ntshav. >

< start="56.968" dur="2.562"> (pawg saib laughs) >

< start="59.53" dur="1.98"> Dab tsi, cov txiv neej nyob rau hauv nruab nrab, koj xav ua yam twg tshaj plaws? >

< start="61.51" dur="0.89"> - [Cov Tswv Cuab Hauv Puav Pheej] Cov plaub hau tsis zoo! >

< start="62.4" dur="1.88"> - Cov plaub hau tsis zoo ntsej muag, txias. >

< start="64.28" dur="1.73"> Tsuas xav tshawb xyuas, uas tsis taw tes rau kuv yog nws? >

< start="66.01" dur="0.927"> Kuv yog - >

< start="66.937" dur="0.833"> (pawg saib laughs) >

< start="67.77" dur="0.833"> Huag zoo. >

< start="68.603" dur="0.833"> Uh, ntsej muag cov plaub hau tsis zoo, >

< start="69.436" dur="1.937"> koj yuav hais dab tsi yog qhov phem tshaj plaws ntawm lub ntsej muag plaub hau? >

< start="72.806" dur="0.833"> - [Cov Tswv Cuab Hauv Ib Leeg] Lub hwj txwv. >

< start="73.639" dur="0.941"> - Ib tug hwj txwv? >

< start="74.58" dur="0.833"> Lag, txias. >

< start="75.413" dur="1.947"> Kuv txhais tau tias koj muaj lub tshis mus, >

< start="77.36" dur="1.86"> koj xaiv mustache, tsis tau! >

< start="79.22" dur="1.93"> Cov hnab looj tes, nplua, hwj txwv. >

< start="81.15" dur="0.833"> Hnub ntawm lub lim tiam. >

< start="81.983" dur="2.447"> Kev hloov pauv ntawm cov xim hauv cov hlab qe. >

< start="84.43" dur="2.24"> Hais mav nyob ntawm no, kom deb li deb cov no yog ib co lus qhia zoo. >

< start="86.67" dur="1.123"> Yog li cia nws khaws nws. >

< start="87.793" dur="1.036"> - [Cov Tswv Cuab Hais Lus] Axolotls. >

< start="88.829" dur="1.388"> - Axolotls, ah! >

< start="90.217" dur="1.233"> (pawg saib zoo siab) >

< start="91.45" dur="2.83"> - Tswv Yexus fucking Christ, dab tsi uas tsis ncaj ncees lawm koj? >

< start="94.28" dur="1.98"> Nyob zoo, peb yog Pawg Koom Haum Australian Axolotl, >

< start="96.26" dur="2.56"> Triple A, tau, muaj sijhawm zoo, yog? >

< start="98.82" dur="1.2"> Lawv yog cov tsiaj, tab sis, >

< start="101.12" dur="2.12"> vim hais tias nws tseem meej thiab tshwj xeeb, >

< start="103.24" dur="2.06"> Kuv xav tias zoo li qhov lus pom zoo muaj. >

< start="105.3" dur="1.23"> Cov tsiaj cov cai tsuas yog nres rau tib neeg hais >

< start="106.53" dur="1.34"> dev thiab khoom zoo li ntawd. >

< start="107.87" dur="1.32"> Yog tias koj tsis paub dab tsi axolotls, >

< start="109.19" dur="3.2"> lawv muaj hom kev ua tiav ntawm tus hluas kev hluas >

< start="112.39" dur="1.58"> uas nyob hauv lub network ntawm qhov tsua, >

< start="113.97" dur="2.64"> tsuas yog hauv Central America, tshwj xeeb, Kuv xav tias Mexico. >

< start="116.61" dur="2.171"> Thiab yog, fuck koj, Kuv paub loads txog lawv li, >

< start="118.781" dur="1.739"> (pawg saib laughs) >

< start="120.52" dur="1.74"> Kuv nyiam nws thaum tib neeg sim thiab ntes koj, >

< start="122.26" dur="1.65"> thiab ces koj zoo li uh, thaum kuv muaj kaum peb, >

< start="123.91" dur="1.16"> Kuv xav tau ib qho axolotl, >

< start="125.07" dur="1.436"> vim kuv tsis muaj phooj ywg. >

< start="126.506" dur="1.844"> (pawg saib laughs) >

< start="128.35" dur="1.1"> - Hais mav nyob ntawm no. >

< start="129.45" dur="0.833"> - [Cov Tswv Cuab Hais Lus] Brexit! >

< start="130.283" dur="0.833"> - Dab tsi? >

< start="131.116" dur="0.833"> - [Cov Tswv Cuab Hais Lus] Brexit! >

< start="131.949" dur="1.331"> - Brexit tsis pom tseeb dhau lub tswv yim, Kuv ntshai. >

< start="133.28" dur="1.99"> Kuv paub tias nws tab tom tshwm sim lub sijhawm no, >

< start="135.27" dur="1.8"> zoo li zaum no yog hnub kawg. >

< start="137.07" dur="0.85"> Peb tau ua yeeb yam tiav >

< start="137.92" dur="1.98"> los ntawm kev tuav tes thiab hu nkauj Auld Lang Syne >

< start="139.9" dur="1.867"> nws tau yuav poj. >

< start="141.767" dur="1.473"> - [Tus Tswv Cuab Hauv Cov Tswv Cuab] Cov Kws Tsav Tsheb! >

< start="143.24" dur="1.44"> - Tswv Lucan thiab tus neeg saib xyuas ntiaj teb. >

< start="144.68" dur="3.14"> Okay, Tswv Lucan tus neeg ya mus saum toj, aws. >

< start="147.82" dur="2.418"> Oh, nej cov paub tus tswv Lucan yog leej twg hais? >

< start="150.238" dur="0.852"> (pawg neeg qw) >

< start="151.09" dur="1.639"> Zoo koj yuav pom tawm hauv qhov rap, yuav tsis yog koj? >

< start="152.729" dur="1.971"> (pawg saib laughs) >

< start="154.7" dur="0.833"> Lag, txias. >

< start="155.533" dur="2.467"> Yog li, Kuv nyiam qhov tseeb uas nyiam 20 ntawm koj paub axolotls, >

< start="158" dur="2.57"> tab sis koj zoo li, huag hom British Tswv >

< start="160.57" dur="2.33"> leej twg tua nws tus poj niam, tsis yog, peb tsis tau hnov ​​txog nws. >

< start="162.9" dur="3.03"> Nws muaj neeg ntseeg dav tias nyob hauv Australia. >

< start="165.93" dur="3.63"> Yog li, Tswv Lucan tus neeg mus saum ntuj, axolotls, >

< start="169.56" dur="2.13"> cov ntsej muag tsis zoo ntawm lub ntsej muag, uas yog hwj txwv, >

< start="171.69" dur="2"> qhov txawv ntawm cov xim hauv cov hlab qe menyuam, >

< start="173.69" dur="0.943"> thiab hnub ntawm lub lim tiam. >

< start="174.633" dur="2.347"> Cov, yog qee cov lus qhia baller. >

< start="176.98" dur="2.153"> Thiab qhov no yog gonna ua tau ib tug muaj kev baller, tso kev ywj pheej. >

< start="179.133" dur="1.637"> Ntawd yog rap ua rau ntawm qhov chaw >

< start="180.77" dur="1.711"> tab sis nws tag nrho sau ntawv, tsis yog sau los yog sau, >

< start="182.481" dur="1.299"> tsis tau pom dua. >

< start="183.78" dur="2.03"> Tsis muaj kev txhawj xeeb, nws yuav tsis ua neeg zoo li shit >

< start="185.81" dur="1.38"> koj xav tias nws yuav yog! >

< start="187.19" dur="2.66"> Tso tawm qhov ntawd tso kuv tus phooj ywg, cia peb muaj kev lom zem! >

< start="189.85" dur="2.833"> (pawg saib zoo siab) >

< start="194.134" dur="2.146"> Kuv xaiv tau ib chill rua, yog li peb tau zoo siab heev, >

< start="196.28" dur="1.1"> dhau thaum ntxov hauv qhov yeeb yam. >

< start="198.684" dur="2.25"> (rap rap) >

< start="202.348" dur="1.866"> Rap Muaj rap uas yeej tsis tau pom dua ua ntej ♪ >

< start="204.214" dur="1.667"> Day Hnub uas kuv nyiam tshaj ntawm lub lim tiam yog hnub Thursday ♪ >

< start="205.881" dur="1.886"> ♪ Vim Thor Lub Zog Rau Vajtswv ♪ >

< start="207.767" dur="2.375"> ♪ Nws lub npe tom qab nws, thiab kuv hais ♪ >

< start="210.142" dur="2.039"> ♪ Rov qab mus hnub, koj tau Odin hnub ♪ >

< start="212.181" dur="1.062"> Wednesday Yog vim li cas Hnub Wednesday ♪ >

< start="213.243" dur="1.48"> Elled Yog sau txawv txawv ♪ >

< start="214.723" dur="2.546"> ♪ Hnub Monday, npe tom qab lub hli, ntau yam ntau ♪ >

< start="217.269" dur="2.057"> ♪ Hnub Sunday lub hnub, pom tseeb tseeb ♪ >

< start="219.326" dur="2.088"> ♪ Sat, yog Saturn, lub ntiaj chaw ♪ >

< start="221.414" dur="1.88"> Ah Yog, tab sis tom qab hnub Friday tau tshwm sim ♪ >

< start="223.294" dur="2.597"> Qhov ntawd yog Freya, lwm lub Norse ntawm kev ua phem >

< start="225.891" dur="2.83"> ♪ Dab tsi yog qhov kawg ib yog, Kuv kos silence ♪ >

< start="228.721" dur="2.411"> Peb tau ua txhua tus ntawm, muaj, Kuv nyob saum ntuj ♪ >

< start="231.132" dur="1.964"> Norse Nws yog Norse Valhalla suav hnub pib ntawm lub lim tiam >

< start="233.096" dur="0.833"> ♪ Ntawd yog xya ♪ >

< start="233.929" dur="1.814"> Wednesday Thiab Hnub Wednesday, yog hnub hump ♪ >

< start="235.743" dur="1.379"> ♪ Kuv tsis tuaj yeem lis ya ♪ >

< start="237.122" dur="2.658"> ♪ Kuv ib txwm hla nws tawm, muaj nyob hauv daim phiajcim ♪ >

< start="239.78" dur="1.132"> Don't Kuv tsis xav tau nws >

< start="240.912" dur="3.028"> Auj, Kuv nco ntsoov, Tuesday, yog cia kuv los ♪ >

< start="243.94" dur="1.562"> ♪ Thiab muab ib sab tes tshem tawm ♪ >

< start="245.502" dur="1.766"> Uas yog Vaj tswv Tew ua ♪ >

< start="247.268" dur="1.919"> Forget Tib neeg tsis nco qab txog nws ♪ >

< start="249.187" dur="1.135"> ♪ Kuv me nyuam koj ♪ >

< start="250.322" dur="2.684"> TYR yog kev Tyr hnub ♪ >

< start="253.006" dur="2.162"> Fun Muaj kev lom zem ntau, tuav tes thiab so ♪ >

< start="255.168" dur="1.32"> Tsis muaj leej twg nyiam Norse gods ♪ >

< start="256.488" dur="1.394"> ♪ Tab sis qhov ntawd tsis yog qhov tseem khib >

< start="257.882" dur="3.003"> Look Kuv saib tsis zoo rau yam poj niam poj niam ♪ >

< start="260.885" dur="0.887"> St Kuv ntsia ♪ >

< start="261.772" dur="1.504"> Kuv tau txais kuv pob zeb tawv taub hau me >

< start="263.276" dur="2.728"> ♪ Thiab tom qab ntawd kuv ntxig nws sab saud ntawm qhov chaw mos >

< start="266.004" dur="2.673"> Kuv tab tom nrhiav rau sab, Yog kuv saib ntawm no ♪ >

< start="268.677" dur="2.645"> ♪ Nws yog txoj cai ntawm lub tsev menyuam >

< start="271.322" dur="2.612"> Look Kuv saib rau sab, thiab kuv zoo siab heev ♪ >

< start="273.934" dur="2.068"> Be Yuav tsum tau txais tos nrog qhov twg thauj lub qe ♪ >

< start="276.002" dur="1.194"> ♪ Los ntawm lub zes qe menyuam ♪ >

< start="277.196" dur="1.817"> ♪ Qhov ntawd yog txoj hlab qe menyuam >

< start="279.013" dur="2.691"> Make Thiab xyuas kom mus rau hauv lub tsev menyuam nws tau txav ♪ >

< start="281.704" dur="1.005"> Might Koj tsuas yog xav think >

< start="282.709" dur="2.371"> Thought Kuv xav tias txhua yam yog vaginas, tab sis tsis muaj ♪ >

< start="285.08" dur="0.833"> Nws yog amazing ♪ >

< start="285.913" dur="1.936"> Qee qhov ntawm qee qhov tsis txaus ntseeg thiab qee qhov muaj ci >

< start="287.849" dur="1.227"> Qee qhov ntawm lawv yog xim liab ♪ >

< start="289.076" dur="1.463"> Qee qhov ntawm nws yog xim ntshav ♪ >

< start="290.539" dur="1.302"> Qee qhov ntawm lawv yog cov xim av npub ♪ >

< start="291.841" dur="1.195"> ♪ Qhov no mob heev ♪ >

< start="293.036" dur="2.852"> ♪ Yog tias koj cov neeg poob qis tau beige-y so >

< start="295.888" dur="1.303"> Hom tsis zoo, tab sis tseem ♪ >

< start="297.191" dur="1.405"> Lawv ua menyuam mos ♪ >

< start="298.596" dur="0.833"> ♪ Yog lawm ♪ >

< start="299.429" dur="1.916"> Tom qab ntawd koj thawb lawv tawm los ntawm muaj ♪ >

< start="301.345" dur="2.516"> Thaum tus menyuam yug los nws tsis muaj lub ntsej muag plaub hau ♪ >

< start="303.861" dur="2.432"> If Thiab yog tias nws ua li ntawd, koj yuav chais nws lub ntsej muag >

< start="306.293" dur="2.627"> ♪ Me nyuam muaj hwj txwv, nyob hauv qhov chaw ntawd ♪ >

< start="308.92" dur="1.663"> Ntawm daim di ncauj, ntawm daim di ncauj >

< start="310.583" dur="3.202"> Koj yuav hais tias leej twg, tus me nyuam mos, nws tawm, coj Bic me ntsis >

< start="313.785" dur="0.978"> ♪ Raj chais xub ntiag ♪ >

< start="314.763" dur="1.177"> Ve Chais tawm ntawm daim di ncauj ♪ >

< start="315.94" dur="1.395"> Aws, mus tod ♪ >

< start="317.335" dur="2.447"> ♪ Kuv ua rau menyuam mos zoo li Adolf Hitler ♪ >

< start="319.782" dur="1.7"> ♪ Vim li cas Hitler ho muaj hwj txwv? ♪ >

< start="321.482" dur="1.401"> ♪ Puas yog nws thaum nws tseem hluas? ♪ >

< start="322.883" dur="1.305"> Tej zaum, tej zaum ♪ >

< start="324.188" dur="1.215"> Yog kuv hnov ​​strung heev ♪ >

< start="325.403" dur="2.859"> Zoo li tus tswv khiav ntawm txoj cai thaum nws tua tus menyuam yaus ny >

< start="328.262" dur="2.631"> Yog, peb paub txog qhov no, koj tsis nkag siab kuv ♪ >

< start="330.893" dur="2.472"> Tswv Lucan, tsis tub sab nyiag ', tsis lootin' ♪ >

< start="333.365" dur="2.715"> Ran Nws khiav, ntawm lub tsheb ciav hlau, los ntawm Luton ♪ >

< start="336.08" dur="2.139"> ♪ Tus ntawd yog chaw nres tsheb ciav hlau ze London >

< start="338.219" dur="1.598"> ♪ Mus rau Cape Canaveral Ca >

< start="339.817" dur="0.977"> ♪ Yog, peb thundered ♪ >

< start="340.794" dur="1.263"> Muaj cai los ntawm lub qhov rooj ♪ >

< start="342.057" dur="2.254"> Hais rau cov neeg zov menyuam, Kuv tsuas tsom iav nws ♪ >

< start="344.311" dur="2.495"> Yog li kuv xav tau npe rau ntawm no, rau NASA ♪ >

< start="346.806" dur="2.516"> ♪ Thov, coj kuv mus rau hauv qhov chaw ntawm shuttle ♪ >

< start="349.322" dur="1.587"> Kuv yeej muaj teeb meem vim tias ♪ >

< start="350.909" dur="1.563"> Nan Tus neeg nanny nyob hauv qhov dej ntawm ntshav ♪ >

< start="352.472" dur="2.158"> Thiab kuv tus poj niam, thiab kuv tus tub los tsev >

< start="354.63" dur="1.586"> Said Thiab hais tias vim li cas koj thiaj tua cov nanny, Tswv >

< start="356.216" dur="1.265"> ♪ Tab sis kuv ploj mus ♪ >

< start="357.481" dur="2.995"> Ran Kuv tau khiav tawm, thiab ntau tus Tswv zoo li tus neeg hu nkauj kiwi >

< start="360.476" dur="1.272"> ♪ Kuv nyob hauv qhov chaw lawm ♪ >

< start="361.748" dur="2.221"> Thov tuaj sim nqa thiab nqa tag nrho cov zaub mov ♪ >

< start="363.969" dur="2.592"> ♪ Thiab cov as-ham kuv xav tau, mus rau ISS ♪ >

< start="366.561" dur="2.873"> Greed Kuv txoj kev siab phem ua rau kuv raug luag tua ♪ >

< start="369.434" dur="1.294"> ♪ Xav tua kom tuag ♪ >

< start="370.728" dur="2.61"> ♪ Kuv yog tus Tswv phem tshaj plaws txij thaum Tswv Damon Hill ♪ >

< start="373.338" dur="1.228"> Nws yog tus uas tsav sib tw >

< start="374.566" dur="1.473"> Don't Kuv tsis xav tias nws raug tsim los ua tus Tswv ♪ >

< start="376.039" dur="1.546"> ♪ Puas kam hais tus Tswv Alan Sugar Sugar >

< start="377.585" dur="1.373"> ♪ Kuv yuav adored ♪ >

< start="378.958" dur="2.792"> The Dab tsi yog qhov kawg ntawm koj hais mav hauv seem no ♪ >

< start="381.75" dur="2.653"> ♪ nti tawm rov qab rau kuv, yog gimme uas muaj kev cuam tshuam ♪ >

< start="384.403" dur="1.836"> Tawm hauv dej, Kuv pom ib qho khoom me me ♪ >

< start="386.239" dur="1.17"> ♪ Saib rau 'zoo li tus nab ♪ >

< start="387.409" dur="1.523"> ♪ tab sis nws tau txais qee qhov me me, txhais ceg me >

< start="388.932" dur="1.894"> Koj paub tias kuv xav nqa ntawm Mexico ♪ >

< start="390.826" dur="1.582"> Lawv txhaum cai rau export ♪ >

< start="392.408" dur="2.557"> If Thiab yog tias kuv pom, Kuv yuav fuckin 'ceeb toom koj ♪ >

< start="394.965" dur="1.539"> 'Ua rau lawv tsaj ntxim hlub >

< start="396.504" dur="1.198"> ♪ Kuv mloog zoo li nws txaj muag heev >

< start="397.702" dur="2.824"> Feel Kuv mloog zoo li kuv tau paub tshiab me me >

< start="400.526" dur="2.489"> Qee ntawm lawv yog xim dub, thiab qee ntawm qee tus dawb ♪ >

< start="403.015" dur="1.351"> Vision Lawv pom kev qhov muag tsis pom kev zoo ♪ >

< start="404.366" dur="1.454"> The Thaum ib tag hmo ♪ >

< start="405.82" dur="1.194"> 'Re Lawv tsis zoo li ntses ♪ >

< start="407.014" dur="1.733"> ♪ tab sis lawv tsis zoo li amphibians ♪ >

< start="408.747" dur="2.559"> Yeah, saib ntawm lub ntsej muag me thiab lawv txhais tes me ♪ >

< start="411.306" dur="1.882"> Look Lawv zoo xim feathery liab ♪ >

< start="413.188" dur="1.336"> ♪ Nws zoo li lawv tau ua me ntsis quills >

< start="414.524" dur="1.309"> The nyob sab puab taub hau ♪ >

< start="415.833" dur="3.206"> ♪ Vim li cas kuv thiaj nyiam lawv ntau ua luaj, Thaum kuv tau nyob luag ntxhi (txhais tau tias yog me nyuam yaus)) >

< start="419.039" dur="1.667"> ♪ Kuv yeej nyiam cov axolotls, yog ♪ >

< start="420.706" dur="1.268"> Saib rau ntawm tus menyuam (thiab meej meej tias yuav tsum tau luag) ♪ >

< start="421.974" dur="2.247"> Always Lawv ib txwm luag nyav, zoo li quokka >

< start="424.221" dur="2.424"> Yog li kuv yuav mus rau Mexico, muaj lub raj mis ♪ >

< start="426.645" dur="2.729"> ♪ Kuv taug kev 'mus rau hauv lub qhov tsua, thiab sim thiab beckon nws nyob rau hauv ♪ >

< start="429.374" dur="3.139"> Hais tias, c'mon me axolotl muab nws luag ntxhi ♪ >

< start="432.513" dur="2.66"> ♪ Thiab nws yuav da dej, muaj cai rau kuv ♪ >

< start="435.173" dur="2.629"> Then Thiab tom qab ntawd kuv thauj nws, tawm ntawm lub teb chaws ♪ >

< start="437.802" dur="1.447"> ♪ Yuav ua li cas Kuv muab tso rau hauv kuv lub bum, ♪ >

< start="439.249" dur="1.549"> Security Kuv xav waddle los ntawm kev ruaj ntseg ♪ >

< start="440.798" dur="2.062"> Nqa nws rov qab rau ntawd, Kuv xav kom nws ♪ >

< start="442.86" dur="1.059"> St Nws ntsia kuv >

< start="443.919" dur="0.905"> Pat Kuv pleev nws rau saum nws taub hau >

< start="444.824" dur="1.343"> Would Kuv xav hais tias, koj nyob nraum zoo ♪ >

< start="446.167" dur="2.556"> ♪ Thiab tom qab ntawd kuv xav caw ncig kuv cov phooj ywg zoo tshaj plaws - Tswv Lucan can >

< start="448.723" dur="0.833"> You Muaj koj mus ♪ >

< start="449.556" dur="0.894"> Ua tsaug koj tau saib. >

< start="450.45" dur="2.15"> Thov saib ntxiv nrog playlists, ntawm no. >

< start="452.6" dur="1.09"> Sau npe ntawm no. >

< start="453.69" dur="1.638"> Nyiam, tawm tswv yim, tag nrho cov khoom ntawd. >

< start="455.328" dur="1.172"> Qw, bye! >