457s HE RAPATA KI TE KAI I TE WHAKAMAHI images and subtitles

- Na tenei taha kei konei, mehemea kei roto koe i tenei waahanga o tenei waahanga iti i konei. aha e hiahia ana koe ki te whakarongo i te rap e pā ana ki? - [Hui a nga Kaiuru] Nga ra o te wiki. - Nga ra o te wiki? (Ka kata te hunga whakarongo) He aha te kupu pai a Fuckin! Mate, tena noa, tika tena i raro i o taatau ihu! He pai ki ahau, he pai. I kino katoa nga tangata a fuckin, engari e he ana ratou. Kei. E mohio ana koe, tena pea, te Paraire po, He rite pea koe, 'Aue, he aha ahau e kore ai e kii i nga poro huruhuru rahi ranei? " Nga ra o te wiki. Tika noa atu, e nga rangatira, he aha taau e hiahia ana ki te poroteehi atu? - [Haimona Manaakitanga] Ngongo koretake. - E rua, nga puaa tae me nga ngongo fallopian. Ka tangohia e matou te rereke rereke o nga tae, i roto i te ngongo fallopian. (Ka kata te hunga whakarongo) - Ki taku mohio he rereke nga tae katoa o raatau, kaore ranei? Cool, pera. (Ka kata te hunga whakarongo) E kore pea. A kaua e hanga kia rite ki te kitenga i a ratou! Kaore ano kia kite i nga ngongo fallopian. He nui rawa aku rei, ka kite au i a raatau katoa - Kare! Pai, ra nga ra o te wiki, te rereketanga o te tae ki nga ngongo fallopian, Ka mutu te whakamarama he aha nga ngongo fallopian. (Ka kata te hunga whakarongo) He aha, ko nga rangatira kei waenganui, he aha taau e hiahia ana ki te takahi? - [mema whakarongo] Ko nga makawe kanohi kino! - He makawe kanohi kino, hau. Kaati noa e tirohia, kaore e kii ana ki au? Ko ahau - (Ka kata te hunga whakarongo) Aue pai. Uh, he makawe kanohi kino, aha to parau e ko te makawe mata kino rawa atu? - [Hui a nga Kaiuru] He ngutu. - He ngutu? Ae, pai. Ko taku tikanga kei te kuihi te haere. i whiriwhiri koe i te ngutu, kaore! He kumi, he pai, he ngutu. Nga ra o te wiki. Ko nga rereketanga o te tae i nga ngongo fallopian. Nga taangata i konei, i enei wa koinei etahi tohu pai. Na, kia mau tonu tatou. - [Hui Kaiui] Axolotls. - Axolotls, ah! (mai te hunga whakarongo) - Ihu e haehae ana i a te Karaiti, he aha to he? Kia ora, ko matou ko te Axolotl Association o Ahitereiria, Tuarua A, yeah, ka whai wa nui, yeah? He kararehe ratou, engari, na te mea he tino motuhake me te niche, Ka rite ki taku whakaaro he korero tika tenei. Ko nga kararehe kei te aukati noa i te hunga e kii ana kuri me nga mea penei. Mena kaore koe e mohio he aha nga axolotl. he momo ahua o te salamander totoro pumau e noho nei i te whatunga o nga ana, anake i Amerika Central, motuhake, whakaaro ahau Mexico. Ae ra, Fuck koe, Kei te mohio au he maha mo ratou, (Ka kata te hunga whakarongo) Aroha ana ahau ki te whakamatautauria te tangata ka hopu koe i waho, a ka rite koe ki nga uh, i te tekau ma toru ahau, I tino hiahia ahau ki te axolotl, no te mea kaore oku hoa. (Ka kata te hunga whakarongo) - Nga taangata i konei. - [Te Hui Whakauru] Brexit! - He aha? - [Te Hui Whakauru] Brexit! - He tino kitea ki a Brexit he whakaaro, ka wehi ahau. Kei te mohio ahau kei te tupu tonu tenei, penei i te ra whakamutunga. Ka mutu ta matou whakaatu ma te pupuri ringa me te waiata Auld Lang Syne kei te tino pai. - [mema whakarongo] Ko nga Matapihi! - Ariki Lucan me nga kaiurungi. Aue, Ariki Lucan karawhiu, tena. Ae, ka mohio koutou ko wai te Ariki Lucan, e tika? (Ka karanga te hunga whakarongo) Ana ka kitea e koe i roto i te rap, kaore koe? (Ka kata te hunga whakarongo) Ae, pai. Na, e aroha ana ahau ki a maatau penei me te 20 o koutou i mohio he axolotls, engari he rite koe, au he ahua na te Ariki o Ingarangi nana nei i kohurutia tana wahine, kaore, kaore ano tatou i rongo i a ia. Ko te whakapono nui kei te noho ia i Ahitereiria. Na, Ariki Lucan karawaka, axolotls, nga makawe mata kino, he hakei, nga rereketanga o te tae i roto i nga ngongo fallopian, me nga ra o te wiki. Ko era, ko etahi o nga whakaaro a te hunga pōti. A ko tenei te mea he huringa, rap rapiki. Na tera ka mate te pa engari he tuhi katoa, kaore i tuhia, i tuhia ranei, e kore e kitea. Kaua e awangawanga, e kore nei e tarai hei peera whakaaro koe ka waiho! Tena, kia rukea to paarua, kia koa to maatau! (mai te hunga whakarongo) I pai taku kowhiri i te rap, na reira ka tino koa tatou. wawe rawa i roto i te whakaaturanga. (whiu rap) ♪ He rapahua kaore ano kia kitea i mua atu Ko taku ra tino pai o te wiki ko te Rāpare ♪ No te mea ko te Atua Te Atua Norse ♪ ♪ Kua oti te ingoa i muri i a ia, a e ki ana ahau ♪ ♪ Hoki atu ki te ra, kua riro to Odin ra ♪ Koia hoki te Wenerei ♪ ♪ He reta nui te korero ♪ Mane, ingoa i te marama, he waahanga nui ♪ ♪ Rātapu te ra, kitea ♪ Sat, aa Saturn, te papaaho ♪ ♪ Yeah, engari kua tae te Paraire ♪ Ko Freya tera, ko tetahi o te Atua kaore ano hoki e te Atua tutu ♪ He aha te mea whakamutunga, he puku noa ahau ♪ I mahia e matou katoa, na, kei te rangi ahau ♪ ♪ Ko Norse Valhalla te tatau i nga ra o te wiki ♪ ♪ Ko te whitu ♪ ♪ A te Wenerei, ko te ra apopo ♪ Can't Kaore e taea e au te hapai i a ♪ ♪ I nga wa katoa ka whiti atu ahau ki reira, kei runga i te maramataka ♪ Kaore au e hiahia ki tenei ♪ ♪ Aue, Kei te maumahara ahau, Rātapu, kia tae mai au ♪ ♪ Ka motuhia tetahi ringaringa ♪ Te mea ta te Atua Tew i ♪ ♪ Ka wareware te iwi ki a ia ♪ ♪ He tama ahau ♪ ♪ TYR te ao Tyr day ♪ He rawe ngahau, haria o ringaringa me te huri ay Kaore he tangata e pai ki nga atua Norse ♪ ♪ Engari koina te keehi ♪ ♪ Titiro iho ahau ki te ahua o te wahine wahine ♪ ♪ I tiro au ♪ Whiwhi ahau i taku patuki iti ♪ ♪ Ka whakauruhia atu e au ki runga ake i nga waahanga taiu ♪ ♪ Kei te tiro au ki te taha, aa ka tiro au i tenei ♪ ♪ He hakakahu tika ki te kōpū ♪ ♪ Ka titiro au ki te taha, a he tino koa ahau ♪ ♪ Kia manakohia mai e te mea ka whakawhiti i te hua ♪ ♪ Mai i te kākano ♪ ♪ Koinei te ngongo fallopian ♪ Me whakatau ki roto i te kopu ka neke atu ♪ Ka whakaaro pea koe ♪ ♪ I whakaaro ahau he morehu tenei, engari kaore he aha He mea whakamiharo ♪ ♪ Ko etahi e ngoikore ana, ko etahi e piirangi ana He kikorangi etahi ♪ Ko etahi o ratou he papura ♪ Ko etahi o ratou he parauri parauri ♪ ♪ Kei te tino mamae ♪ Mena he beige-y your o koutou fallopian Nga momo whakamataku, engari kei te haere tonu ♪ ♪ Ka whangai ratou tamariki Kei te tika ♪ ♪ Na, ka pana e koe i a ratou ki raro ♪ Ka whanau ana te peepi kaore he makawe mata ♪ Ana mena kua oti, ka heua koe i tona mata ♪ He peepi ki te ngutu, i taua waahi ♪ Kei runga ngutu, kei te ngutu ♪ ♪ E ki ana koe me te poaka, kohiki, tangohia, tangohia he iti Bic ♪ ♪ Kaaoro i mua ♪ ♪ Katohia te ngutu ♪ ♪ Yeah, tae atu ki ♪ ♪ I whangahia e au te peera penei i te Adolf Hitler ♪ He aha te mate a Hitler? ♪ ♪ I a ia e tamariki ana? ♪ Mahalo ake pea, ♪ pea ♪ Yeah he tino pakari au Ka rite ki te Ariki e rere ana mai i te ture i a ia i te patu i te tiia ♪ Ae, kei te mohio tatou ki tenei, kaore koe e mohio ki ahau ♪ Te Ariki Lucan, kaua e tahae ', kaua e pahuatia' ♪ ♪ I oma atu ia, i runga i te tereina, mai i a Luton ♪ ♪ He teihana tereina e tata ana ki Rānana ♪ Haere atu ki Cape Canaveral ♪ ♪ Yeah, whatitiri matou ♪ ♪ Matau ma roto i te tatau ♪ ♪ Ka ki ake te maatua, ka karaehe noa ahau ki a ia ♪ No reira me haina tenei ki konei, ki NASA ♪ ♪ Tēnā, tangohia ahau ki te wāhi i runga i te tutahinga ♪ ♪ He tino raruraru ahau na te mea ♪ ♪ Kei te tuuturu toto te nanny ♪ Na taku wahine, me taku tama i hoki te kāinga home ♪ Ka mea nei koe he aha i whakamatea ai e koe te nanny, e te Ariki ♪ ♪ Heoi kua kore ahau I oma ahau, he nui hoki a Lorde penei i te kaiwaiata kiwi ♪ ♪ Kei taku wāhi inaianei ♪ ♪ Tena tirohia mai kia kawea mai nga kai katoa ♪ Me nga matūkai e hiahiatia ana e au, ki te ISS ♪ ♪ Ko taku mauahara kino i puta mai ai ahau kia kohurutia ♪ ♪ Me patu kia patua ♪ ♪ Ko ahau te Ariki kino rawa mai i te Ariki Damon Hill ♪ ♪ He tangata taraiwa ia ♪ ♪ Kihai ahau i mahara kua waiho ia hei Ariki I taea e au te Ariki Alan Sugar ♪ ♪ Kia koropiko au ♪ ♪ He aha te mea whakamutunga mai i a korua e puta ana i tenei waahanga ♪ ♪ Tukua mai ki ahau, yeah gimme e whakaata ana ♪ Atu i te wai, ka kite ahau i tetahi mea iti ♪ Titiro 'penei he nakahi ♪ ♪ engari ka ruarua noa nga waewae iti Know mohio koe kei te pirangi au ki te tango mai i Mexico He ture ke ki te kaweake ♪ Na ki te kitea e au, ka patuki ahau ki te ripoata koe ♪ 'No te mea he tino rorirori noa ratou ♪ ♪ He tino maamaa ahau ♪ ♪ Kei te mohio au he mohio ahau ki enei tohu iti ♪ ♪ Ko etahi o pango, ko etahi ki te ma ♪ E ratou te matapo matapo ♪ ♪ i waenganui waenganui o te po ♪ Kare i rite ki te ika ♪ ♪ engari kaore ratou i te rite ki nga amphibians ♪ ♪ Yeah, tirohia nga keehi iti me o ratau pona iti ♪ He ahua pai te ahua o te huruhuru whero He rite ki ta raatau i nga waahanga iti ♪ I te taha o to ratau ♪ He aha au i tino hiahia ki a ratau, ina ka kata ahau (te tikanga kia kii te tamaiti) ♪ He tino pai taku ki nga axolotls, yeah ♪ ♪ Titiro 'ki te tamaiti (me maarama ake te ataata) ♪ ♪ Kei te ngutu tonu ratou, ano he quokka ♪ ♪ No reira ka haere ahau ki Mexico, me tetahi pounamu ♪ ♪ Kei te haere ahau 'ki te ana, ka ngana ki roto ♪ Mea atu ana, c'mon little axolotl give it a grin ♪ Ana ka kauhoe, eke noa ki au ♪ ♪ Na ka kawea atu e ahau, i waho atu o te whenua ♪ Te aha e tuu ai au i taku pute, ♪ ♪ Ka raru ahau i te haumarutanga ♪ ♪ Tangohia atu ki reira, ka koropiko atu ahau ♪ Ka titiro au ki ahau ♪ ♪ Ka papaki ahau ki runga ki tona mahunga ♪ ♪ Ka mea ahau, he pai koe Na, ka tono atu ahau ki taku hoa rangatira - Lord Lucan ♪ ♪ Haere koe ♪ Mauruuru no te matakitaki. Kia mataara matakitaki atu me nga riu maakaro, konei. Ohauru ki konei. Ka rite, korero, ko aua mea katoa. Hamama, bye!

HE RAPATA KI TE KAI I TE WHAKAMAHI

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< start="0" dur="1.443"> - Na tenei taha kei konei, mehemea kei roto koe i tenei waahanga >

< start="1.443" dur="1.264"> o tenei waahanga iti i konei. >

< start="2.707" dur="1.806"> aha e hiahia ana koe ki te whakarongo i te rap e pā ana ki? >

< start="5.98" dur="1.11"> - [Hui a nga Kaiuru] Nga ra o te wiki. >

< start="7.09" dur="0.975"> - Nga ra o te wiki? >

< start="8.065" dur="0.833"> (Ka kata te hunga whakarongo) >

< start="8.898" dur="2.012"> He aha te kupu pai a Fuckin! >

< start="10.91" dur="2.16"> Mate, tena noa, tika tena i raro i o taatau ihu! >

< start="13.07" dur="1.59"> He pai ki ahau, he pai. >

< start="14.66" dur="1.22"> I kino katoa nga tangata a fuckin, >

< start="15.88" dur="0.833"> engari e he ana ratou. >

< start="16.713" dur="1.047"> Kei. >

< start="17.76" dur="1.01"> E mohio ana koe, tena pea, >

< start="18.77" dur="0.833"> te Paraire po, >

< start="19.603" dur="0.833"> He rite pea koe, >

< start="20.436" dur="2.464"> 'Aue, he aha ahau e kore ai e kii i nga poro huruhuru rahi ranei? " >

< start="22.9" dur="0.833"> Nga ra o te wiki. >

< start="23.733" dur="2.692"> Tika noa atu, e nga rangatira, he aha taau e hiahia ana ki te poroteehi atu? >

< start="26.425" dur="1.185"> - [Haimona Manaakitanga] Ngongo koretake. >

< start="27.61" dur="3.43"> - E rua, nga puaa tae me nga ngongo fallopian. >

< start="31.04" dur="3.19"> Ka tangohia e matou te rereke rereke o nga tae, >

< start="34.23" dur="1.354"> i roto i te ngongo fallopian. >

< start="35.584" dur="2.113"> (Ka kata te hunga whakarongo) >

< start="37.697" dur="2.423"> - Ki taku mohio he rereke nga tae katoa o raatau, kaore ranei? >

< start="40.12" dur="0.856"> Cool, pera. >

< start="40.976" dur="1.164"> (Ka kata te hunga whakarongo) >

< start="42.14" dur="1.43"> E kore pea. >

< start="43.57" dur="1.16"> A kaua e hanga kia rite ki te kitenga i a ratou! >

< start="44.73" dur="2.44"> Kaore ano kia kite i nga ngongo fallopian. >

< start="47.17" dur="2.09"> He nui rawa aku rei, ka kite au i a raatau katoa - >

< start="49.26" dur="0.833"> Kare! >

< start="51.67" dur="1.38"> Pai, ra nga ra o te wiki, >

< start="53.05" dur="2.25"> te rereketanga o te tae ki nga ngongo fallopian, >

< start="55.3" dur="1.668"> Ka mutu te whakamarama he aha nga ngongo fallopian. >

< start="56.968" dur="2.562"> (Ka kata te hunga whakarongo) >

< start="59.53" dur="1.98"> He aha, ko nga rangatira kei waenganui, he aha taau e hiahia ana ki te takahi? >

< start="61.51" dur="0.89"> - [mema whakarongo] Ko nga makawe kanohi kino! >

< start="62.4" dur="1.88"> - He makawe kanohi kino, hau. >

< start="64.28" dur="1.73"> Kaati noa e tirohia, kaore e kii ana ki au? >

< start="66.01" dur="0.927"> Ko ahau - >

< start="66.937" dur="0.833"> (Ka kata te hunga whakarongo) >

< start="67.77" dur="0.833"> Aue pai. >

< start="68.603" dur="0.833"> Uh, he makawe kanohi kino, >

< start="69.436" dur="1.937"> aha to parau e ko te makawe mata kino rawa atu? >

< start="72.806" dur="0.833"> - [Hui a nga Kaiuru] He ngutu. >

< start="73.639" dur="0.941"> - He ngutu? >

< start="74.58" dur="0.833"> Ae, pai. >

< start="75.413" dur="1.947"> Ko taku tikanga kei te kuihi te haere. >

< start="77.36" dur="1.86"> i whiriwhiri koe i te ngutu, kaore! >

< start="79.22" dur="1.93"> He kumi, he pai, he ngutu. >

< start="81.15" dur="0.833"> Nga ra o te wiki. >

< start="81.983" dur="2.447"> Ko nga rereketanga o te tae i nga ngongo fallopian. >

< start="84.43" dur="2.24"> Nga taangata i konei, i enei wa koinei etahi tohu pai. >

< start="86.67" dur="1.123"> Na, kia mau tonu tatou. >

< start="87.793" dur="1.036"> - [Hui Kaiui] Axolotls. >

< start="88.829" dur="1.388"> - Axolotls, ah! >

< start="90.217" dur="1.233"> (mai te hunga whakarongo) >

< start="91.45" dur="2.83"> - Ihu e haehae ana i a te Karaiti, he aha to he? >

< start="94.28" dur="1.98"> Kia ora, ko matou ko te Axolotl Association o Ahitereiria, >

< start="96.26" dur="2.56"> Tuarua A, yeah, ka whai wa nui, yeah? >

< start="98.82" dur="1.2"> He kararehe ratou, engari, >

< start="101.12" dur="2.12"> na te mea he tino motuhake me te niche, >

< start="103.24" dur="2.06"> Ka rite ki taku whakaaro he korero tika tenei. >

< start="105.3" dur="1.23"> Ko nga kararehe kei te aukati noa i te hunga e kii ana >

< start="106.53" dur="1.34"> kuri me nga mea penei. >

< start="107.87" dur="1.32"> Mena kaore koe e mohio he aha nga axolotl. >

< start="109.19" dur="3.2"> he momo ahua o te salamander totoro pumau >

< start="112.39" dur="1.58"> e noho nei i te whatunga o nga ana, >

< start="113.97" dur="2.64"> anake i Amerika Central, motuhake, whakaaro ahau Mexico. >

< start="116.61" dur="2.171"> Ae ra, Fuck koe, Kei te mohio au he maha mo ratou, >

< start="118.781" dur="1.739"> (Ka kata te hunga whakarongo) >

< start="120.52" dur="1.74"> Aroha ana ahau ki te whakamatautauria te tangata ka hopu koe i waho, >

< start="122.26" dur="1.65"> a ka rite koe ki nga uh, i te tekau ma toru ahau, >

< start="123.91" dur="1.16"> I tino hiahia ahau ki te axolotl, >

< start="125.07" dur="1.436"> no te mea kaore oku hoa. >

< start="126.506" dur="1.844"> (Ka kata te hunga whakarongo) >

< start="128.35" dur="1.1"> - Nga taangata i konei. >

< start="129.45" dur="0.833"> - [Te Hui Whakauru] Brexit! >

< start="130.283" dur="0.833"> - He aha? >

< start="131.116" dur="0.833"> - [Te Hui Whakauru] Brexit! >

< start="131.949" dur="1.331"> - He tino kitea ki a Brexit he whakaaro, ka wehi ahau. >

< start="133.28" dur="1.99"> Kei te mohio ahau kei te tupu tonu tenei, >

< start="135.27" dur="1.8"> penei i te ra whakamutunga. >

< start="137.07" dur="0.85"> Ka mutu ta matou whakaatu >

< start="137.92" dur="1.98"> ma te pupuri ringa me te waiata Auld Lang Syne >

< start="139.9" dur="1.867"> kei te tino pai. >

< start="141.767" dur="1.473"> - [mema whakarongo] Ko nga Matapihi! >

< start="143.24" dur="1.44"> - Ariki Lucan me nga kaiurungi. >

< start="144.68" dur="3.14"> Aue, Ariki Lucan karawhiu, tena. >

< start="147.82" dur="2.418"> Ae, ka mohio koutou ko wai te Ariki Lucan, e tika? >

< start="150.238" dur="0.852"> (Ka karanga te hunga whakarongo) >

< start="151.09" dur="1.639"> Ana ka kitea e koe i roto i te rap, kaore koe? >

< start="152.729" dur="1.971"> (Ka kata te hunga whakarongo) >

< start="154.7" dur="0.833"> Ae, pai. >

< start="155.533" dur="2.467"> Na, e aroha ana ahau ki a maatau penei me te 20 o koutou i mohio he axolotls, >

< start="158" dur="2.57"> engari he rite koe, au he ahua na te Ariki o Ingarangi >

< start="160.57" dur="2.33"> nana nei i kohurutia tana wahine, kaore, kaore ano tatou i rongo i a ia. >

< start="162.9" dur="3.03"> Ko te whakapono nui kei te noho ia i Ahitereiria. >

< start="165.93" dur="3.63"> Na, Ariki Lucan karawaka, axolotls, >

< start="169.56" dur="2.13"> nga makawe mata kino, he hakei, >

< start="171.69" dur="2"> nga rereketanga o te tae i roto i nga ngongo fallopian, >

< start="173.69" dur="0.943"> me nga ra o te wiki. >

< start="174.633" dur="2.347"> Ko era, ko etahi o nga whakaaro a te hunga pōti. >

< start="176.98" dur="2.153"> A ko tenei te mea he huringa, rap rapiki. >

< start="179.133" dur="1.637"> Na tera ka mate te pa >

< start="180.77" dur="1.711"> engari he tuhi katoa, kaore i tuhia, i tuhia ranei, >

< start="182.481" dur="1.299"> e kore e kitea. >

< start="183.78" dur="2.03"> Kaua e awangawanga, e kore nei e tarai hei peera >

< start="185.81" dur="1.38"> whakaaro koe ka waiho! >

< start="187.19" dur="2.66"> Tena, kia rukea to paarua, kia koa to maatau! >

< start="189.85" dur="2.833"> (mai te hunga whakarongo) >

< start="194.134" dur="2.146"> I pai taku kowhiri i te rap, na reira ka tino koa tatou. >

< start="196.28" dur="1.1"> wawe rawa i roto i te whakaaturanga. >

< start="198.684" dur="2.25"> (whiu rap) >

< start="202.348" dur="1.866"> ♪ He rapahua kaore ano kia kitea i mua atu >

< start="204.214" dur="1.667"> Ko taku ra tino pai o te wiki ko te Rāpare ♪ >

< start="205.881" dur="1.886"> No te mea ko te Atua Te Atua Norse ♪ >

< start="207.767" dur="2.375"> ♪ Kua oti te ingoa i muri i a ia, a e ki ana ahau ♪ >

< start="210.142" dur="2.039"> ♪ Hoki atu ki te ra, kua riro to Odin ra ♪ >

< start="212.181" dur="1.062"> Koia hoki te Wenerei ♪ >

< start="213.243" dur="1.48"> ♪ He reta nui te korero ♪ >

< start="214.723" dur="2.546"> Mane, ingoa i te marama, he waahanga nui ♪ >

< start="217.269" dur="2.057"> ♪ Rātapu te ra, kitea ♪ >

< start="219.326" dur="2.088"> Sat, aa Saturn, te papaaho ♪ >

< start="221.414" dur="1.88"> ♪ Yeah, engari kua tae te Paraire ♪ >

< start="223.294" dur="2.597"> Ko Freya tera, ko tetahi o te Atua kaore ano hoki e te Atua tutu >

< start="225.891" dur="2.83"> ♪ He aha te mea whakamutunga, he puku noa ahau >

< start="228.721" dur="2.411"> ♪ I mahia e matou katoa, na, kei te rangi ahau ♪ >

< start="231.132" dur="1.964"> ♪ Ko Norse Valhalla te tatau i nga ra o te wiki ♪ >

< start="233.096" dur="0.833"> ♪ Ko te whitu ♪ >

< start="233.929" dur="1.814"> ♪ A te Wenerei, ko te ra apopo ♪ >

< start="235.743" dur="1.379"> Can't Kaore e taea e au te hapai i a ♪ >

< start="237.122" dur="2.658"> ♪ I nga wa katoa ka whiti atu ahau ki reira, kei runga i te maramataka ♪ >

< start="239.78" dur="1.132"> Kaore au e hiahia ki tenei ♪ >

< start="240.912" dur="3.028"> ♪ Aue, Kei te maumahara ahau, Rātapu, kia tae mai au ♪ >

< start="243.94" dur="1.562"> ♪ Ka motuhia tetahi ringaringa ♪ >

< start="245.502" dur="1.766"> Te mea ta te Atua Tew i ♪ >

< start="247.268" dur="1.919"> ♪ Ka wareware te iwi ki a ia ♪ >

< start="249.187" dur="1.135"> ♪ He tama ahau ♪ >

< start="250.322" dur="2.684"> ♪ TYR te ao Tyr day >

< start="253.006" dur="2.162"> ♪ He rawe ngahau, haria o ringaringa me te huri ay >

< start="255.168" dur="1.32"> Kaore he tangata e pai ki nga atua Norse ♪ >

< start="256.488" dur="1.394"> ♪ Engari koina te keehi ♪ >

< start="257.882" dur="3.003"> ♪ Titiro iho ahau ki te ahua o te wahine wahine ♪ >

< start="260.885" dur="0.887"> ♪ I tiro au ♪ >

< start="261.772" dur="1.504"> Whiwhi ahau i taku patuki iti ♪ >

< start="263.276" dur="2.728"> ♪ Ka whakauruhia atu e au ki runga ake i nga waahanga taiu ♪ >

< start="266.004" dur="2.673"> ♪ Kei te tiro au ki te taha, aa ka tiro au i tenei ♪ >

< start="268.677" dur="2.645"> ♪ He hakakahu tika ki te kōpū ♪ >

< start="271.322" dur="2.612"> ♪ Ka titiro au ki te taha, a he tino koa ahau ♪ >

< start="273.934" dur="2.068"> ♪ Kia manakohia mai e te mea ka whakawhiti i te hua ♪ >

< start="276.002" dur="1.194"> ♪ Mai i te kākano ♪ >

< start="277.196" dur="1.817"> ♪ Koinei te ngongo fallopian ♪ >

< start="279.013" dur="2.691"> Me whakatau ki roto i te kopu ka neke atu ♪ >

< start="281.704" dur="1.005"> Ka whakaaro pea koe ♪ >

< start="282.709" dur="2.371"> ♪ I whakaaro ahau he morehu tenei, engari kaore he aha >

< start="285.08" dur="0.833"> He mea whakamiharo ♪ >

< start="285.913" dur="1.936"> ♪ Ko etahi e ngoikore ana, ko etahi e piirangi ana >

< start="287.849" dur="1.227"> He kikorangi etahi ♪ >

< start="289.076" dur="1.463"> Ko etahi o ratou he papura ♪ >

< start="290.539" dur="1.302"> Ko etahi o ratou he parauri parauri ♪ >

< start="291.841" dur="1.195"> ♪ Kei te tino mamae ♪ >

< start="293.036" dur="2.852"> Mena he beige-y your o koutou fallopian >

< start="295.888" dur="1.303"> Nga momo whakamataku, engari kei te haere tonu ♪ >

< start="297.191" dur="1.405"> ♪ Ka whangai ratou tamariki >

< start="298.596" dur="0.833"> Kei te tika ♪ >

< start="299.429" dur="1.916"> ♪ Na, ka pana e koe i a ratou ki raro >

< start="301.345" dur="2.516"> ♪ Ka whanau ana te peepi kaore he makawe mata ♪ >

< start="303.861" dur="2.432"> Ana mena kua oti, ka heua koe i tona mata >

< start="306.293" dur="2.627"> ♪ He peepi ki te ngutu, i taua waahi ♪ >

< start="308.92" dur="1.663"> Kei runga ngutu, kei te ngutu ♪ >

< start="310.583" dur="3.202"> ♪ E ki ana koe me te poaka, kohiki, tangohia, tangohia he iti Bic ♪ >

< start="313.785" dur="0.978"> ♪ Kaaoro i mua ♪ >

< start="314.763" dur="1.177"> ♪ Katohia te ngutu ♪ >

< start="315.94" dur="1.395"> ♪ Yeah, tae atu ki ♪ >

< start="317.335" dur="2.447"> ♪ I whangahia e au te peera penei i te Adolf Hitler ♪ >

< start="319.782" dur="1.7"> He aha te mate a Hitler? ♪ >

< start="321.482" dur="1.401"> ♪ I a ia e tamariki ana? ♪ >

< start="322.883" dur="1.305"> Mahalo ake pea, ♪ pea >

< start="324.188" dur="1.215"> ♪ Yeah he tino pakari au >

< start="325.403" dur="2.859"> Ka rite ki te Ariki e rere ana mai i te ture i a ia i te patu i te tiia >

< start="328.262" dur="2.631"> ♪ Ae, kei te mohio tatou ki tenei, kaore koe e mohio ki ahau >

< start="330.893" dur="2.472"> ♪ Te Ariki Lucan, kaua e tahae ', kaua e pahuatia' ♪ >

< start="333.365" dur="2.715"> ♪ I oma atu ia, i runga i te tereina, mai i a Luton ♪ >

< start="336.08" dur="2.139"> ♪ He teihana tereina e tata ana ki Rānana ♪ >

< start="338.219" dur="1.598"> Haere atu ki Cape Canaveral ♪ >

< start="339.817" dur="0.977"> ♪ Yeah, whatitiri matou ♪ >

< start="340.794" dur="1.263"> ♪ Matau ma roto i te tatau ♪ >

< start="342.057" dur="2.254"> ♪ Ka ki ake te maatua, ka karaehe noa ahau ki a ia >

< start="344.311" dur="2.495"> ♪ No reira me haina tenei ki konei, ki NASA ♪ >

< start="346.806" dur="2.516"> ♪ Tēnā, tangohia ahau ki te wāhi i runga i te tutahinga ♪ >

< start="349.322" dur="1.587"> ♪ He tino raruraru ahau na te mea ♪ >

< start="350.909" dur="1.563"> ♪ Kei te tuuturu toto te nanny >

< start="352.472" dur="2.158"> ♪ Na taku wahine, me taku tama i hoki te kāinga home >

< start="354.63" dur="1.586"> ♪ Ka mea nei koe he aha i whakamatea ai e koe te nanny, e te Ariki ♪ >

< start="356.216" dur="1.265"> ♪ Heoi kua kore ahau >

< start="357.481" dur="2.995"> I oma ahau, he nui hoki a Lorde penei i te kaiwaiata kiwi ♪ >

< start="360.476" dur="1.272"> ♪ Kei taku wāhi inaianei ♪ >

< start="361.748" dur="2.221"> ♪ Tena tirohia mai kia kawea mai nga kai katoa ♪ >

< start="363.969" dur="2.592"> Me nga matūkai e hiahiatia ana e au, ki te ISS ♪ >

< start="366.561" dur="2.873"> ♪ Ko taku mauahara kino i puta mai ai ahau kia kohurutia ♪ >

< start="369.434" dur="1.294"> ♪ Me patu kia patua ♪ >

< start="370.728" dur="2.61"> ♪ Ko ahau te Ariki kino rawa mai i te Ariki Damon Hill ♪ >

< start="373.338" dur="1.228"> ♪ He tangata taraiwa ia ♪ >

< start="374.566" dur="1.473"> ♪ Kihai ahau i mahara kua waiho ia hei Ariki >

< start="376.039" dur="1.546"> I taea e au te Ariki Alan Sugar ♪ >

< start="377.585" dur="1.373"> ♪ Kia koropiko au ♪ >

< start="378.958" dur="2.792"> ♪ He aha te mea whakamutunga mai i a korua e puta ana i tenei waahanga ♪ >

< start="381.75" dur="2.653"> ♪ Tukua mai ki ahau, yeah gimme e whakaata ana >

< start="384.403" dur="1.836"> ♪ Atu i te wai, ka kite ahau i tetahi mea iti ♪ >

< start="386.239" dur="1.17"> Titiro 'penei he nakahi ♪ >

< start="387.409" dur="1.523"> ♪ engari ka ruarua noa nga waewae iti >

< start="388.932" dur="1.894"> Know mohio koe kei te pirangi au ki te tango mai i Mexico >

< start="390.826" dur="1.582"> He ture ke ki te kaweake ♪ >

< start="392.408" dur="2.557"> Na ki te kitea e au, ka patuki ahau ki te ripoata koe ♪ >

< start="394.965" dur="1.539"> 'No te mea he tino rorirori noa ratou ♪ >

< start="396.504" dur="1.198"> ♪ He tino maamaa ahau ♪ >

< start="397.702" dur="2.824"> ♪ Kei te mohio au he mohio ahau ki enei tohu iti ♪ >

< start="400.526" dur="2.489"> ♪ Ko etahi o pango, ko etahi ki te ma ♪ >

< start="403.015" dur="1.351"> E ratou te matapo matapo ♪ >

< start="404.366" dur="1.454"> ♪ i waenganui waenganui o te po ♪ >

< start="405.82" dur="1.194"> Kare i rite ki te ika ♪ >

< start="407.014" dur="1.733"> ♪ engari kaore ratou i te rite ki nga amphibians ♪ >

< start="408.747" dur="2.559"> ♪ Yeah, tirohia nga keehi iti me o ratau pona iti ♪ >

< start="411.306" dur="1.882"> He ahua pai te ahua o te huruhuru whero >

< start="413.188" dur="1.336"> He rite ki ta raatau i nga waahanga iti ♪ >

< start="414.524" dur="1.309"> I te taha o to ratau ♪ >

< start="415.833" dur="3.206"> He aha au i tino hiahia ki a ratau, ina ka kata ahau (te tikanga kia kii te tamaiti) ♪ >

< start="419.039" dur="1.667"> He tino pai taku ki nga axolotls, yeah ♪ >

< start="420.706" dur="1.268"> ♪ Titiro 'ki te tamaiti (me maarama ake te ataata) ♪ >

< start="421.974" dur="2.247"> ♪ Kei te ngutu tonu ratou, ano he quokka ♪ >

< start="424.221" dur="2.424"> ♪ No reira ka haere ahau ki Mexico, me tetahi pounamu ♪ >

< start="426.645" dur="2.729"> ♪ Kei te haere ahau 'ki te ana, ka ngana ki roto >

< start="429.374" dur="3.139"> ♪ Mea atu ana, c'mon little axolotl give it a grin ♪ >

< start="432.513" dur="2.66"> Ana ka kauhoe, eke noa ki au ♪ >

< start="435.173" dur="2.629"> ♪ Na ka kawea atu e ahau, i waho atu o te whenua ♪ >

< start="437.802" dur="1.447"> Te aha e tuu ai au i taku pute, ♪ >

< start="439.249" dur="1.549"> ♪ Ka raru ahau i te haumarutanga ♪ >

< start="440.798" dur="2.062"> ♪ Tangohia atu ki reira, ka koropiko atu ahau >

< start="442.86" dur="1.059"> ♪ Ka titiro au ki ahau ♪ >

< start="443.919" dur="0.905"> ♪ Ka papaki ahau ki runga ki tona mahunga ♪ >

< start="444.824" dur="1.343"> ♪ Ka mea ahau, he pai koe >

< start="446.167" dur="2.556"> Na, ka tono atu ahau ki taku hoa rangatira - Lord Lucan ♪ >

< start="448.723" dur="0.833"> ♪ Haere koe ♪ >

< start="449.556" dur="0.894"> Mauruuru no te matakitaki. >

< start="450.45" dur="2.15"> Kia mataara matakitaki atu me nga riu maakaro, konei. >

< start="452.6" dur="1.09"> Ohauru ki konei. >

< start="453.69" dur="1.638"> Ka rite, korero, ko aua mea katoa. >

< start="455.328" dur="1.172"> Hamama, bye! >